Kill Deus257/Vivian Cinema
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we from the Kill Deus257 team had to make a rough decision. After we realised what kind of human tragedy german "film director" Uwe Boll is causing we as his fellow countrymen felt responsible to end this horror. Vivian Cinema in Roftwood is the only movie theater in Malton that is regularly showing the dangerous spawn of Boll so quickly it became obvious to us where our help is required. From now on it is our first priority to protect the citizens of this brave town. However, unfortunately the only feasible method to do so is to remove all possible viewers from Vivian Cinema.....permanently. We are asking for your understanding and your acceptance for this mission. We do know that these practices we apply seem rather drastic but we assure you they are just for the greater good. Neither human nor zambah shall be harmed by a Boll movie anymore. To implement this we will sacrifice ourselves by staying in this cruel house every night and by doing a constant deed to humanity by permanently clearing Vivian Cinema from potential victims.
Souls saved from eternal cheesiness |
