Murbulskond

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Murbulskond was the solution to a problem faced by the zombie players Murray Jay Suskind and Bullgod. It all started when the Position of the Mayor of Malton became available. The election process began with candidates from all over the city and a dozen different groups vying for endorsements and going to various boards to campaign for their prospective parties, the main two parties being the Zombiecratic and the Humanitive parties. Both Bullgod and Murray Jay Suskind were running for the Zombiecratic party, and during the primaries a curious thing happened. At the very last moment when the polls closed both of them had 66 votes to their name. Obviously this was not ideal and the community at large was in an uproar, suggestions for solving this debate as who would lead the Zombiceratic party in this election came pouring in from every where, some thought there needed to be a recount, some that they should open the polls back up for a day, some even thought the candidates should duke it out in the street to declare a winner. Clearly if this went on for much longer it would end in chaos so in a closed discussion the two candidates came up with a solution that amused them, but that they were sure would annoy every one else. When they finally emerged Murray Jay Suskind was riding on Bullgod's shoulders like Master-Blaster from Mad Max and in unison they declared themselves MURBULSKOND! No longer separate candidates, through the hap hazard use of duct tape they ran in the election as a single candidate for the Zombiecratic party, winning the election to become Mayor of Malton. Immediately following the post election victory party they separated to join their respective groups, agreeing that if the city was ever in actual need of a Mayor its citizens would once again see a zombie pimp riding piggy back on a zombie mexican wrestler.