Public Pools With AIDS Agency
| Public Pools with AIDS Agency | |
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| Abbreviation: | PPWAA |
| Group Numbers: | The Negros |
| Leadership: | SoulBrutha and Loafin'Afro |
| Goals: | To close the pool and stop our bruthas from catching the AIDS |
| Recruitment Policy: | Grow that afro and dress in your best business suit. |
| Contact: | Here |
| Upcoming Raids: February 3rd at 5 PM GMT (12 PM EST) |
| Official Pools Closed Raid: February 28th at 11 PM GMT (6 PM EST) |
The Creation of the PPWAA
After 9/11 the Bush administration created the Public Pools With AIDS Agency to combat the large number of AIDS being leaked into our public pools. The Agency was kept a secret until after the pool closing on Martin Luther King Day, when it was realized that the honkies were spreading AIDS in the pool for the bruthas and sistahs to catch.
The Goals of the PPWAA
Every Agent of the PPWAA has the job of closing the pools infected with AIDS and blocking off the doors to stop anyone from swimming in the pools. To stop Agents from conflicting with each other the PPWAA adopted Afros with business suits as their uniform. You can spot an Agent of the PPWAA from their large afro and clean pressed suit.
Joining the PPWAA
It is very easy for a fellow brutha to join the Agency. You need the right skin, huge 'fro, and clean pressed business suit with black loafers. After that just sign up with local Agents in the contact link above and you're ready. But be warned, the inhabitants of Habbo Hotel will not welcome you and may not respect your authority.
List of Active Agents
Raids Conducted by the PPWAA
January 27, 2007 - First Raid known to the public.
January 28, 2007
January 29, 2007
January 30, 2007 - Highly successful raid on the right side of the pool. Links given to this page. Our mission goals are spreading. Didn't get banned for AAAAAAGES!
