Real Men of Genius

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For other Urban Dead humor, see also:

• Great Graffiti
• Great Profiles
• Random Public Speeches
• STREETS IS WATCHIN'
• The Amusing Locations in Malton list

Mr. Overzealous Supply Crate Catcher

1. 27.66 MHz: "(Drum intro) Buckrell Light presents 'Real Men Of Genius'" (51 minutes ago)
2. 27.66 MHz: "REAL MEN OF GENIUS!" (51 minutes ago)
3. 27.66 MHz: "Today, we salute you, Mr Overzealous Supply Crate Catcher." (51 minutes ago)
4. 27.66 MHz: "MR OVERZEALOUS SUPPLY CRATE CATCHER!" (51 minutes ago)
5. 27.66 MHz: "You are nowhere near those supply crates being dropped into" (51 minutes ago)
6. 27.66 MHz: "the city... but who cares? You're going for them anyway." (50 minutes ago)
7. 27.66 MHz: "THOSE CRATES ARE MIIINE!!!" (50 minutes ago)
8. 27.66 MHz: "Barricades... zeds... PKers... you mow them down like a hobo" (49 minutes ago)
9. 27.66 MHz: "through a shelter lunchline." (48 minutes ago)
10. 27.66 MHz: "YEAHHH!!!" (48 minutes ago)
11. 27.66 MHz: "Ashamed of your supply hoarding tendencies? Hardly; you" (48 minutes ago)
12. 27.66 MHz: "scratch and claw your way to the crates like a bloodthirsty" (48 minutes ago)
13. 27.66 MHz: "wolverine." (47 minutes ago)
14. 27.66 MHz: "YOU'RE A FEISTY RODENT!!!" (47 minutes ago)
15. 27.66 MHz: "So crack open an Ice cold Buckrell Light, O Baron of the" (47 minutes ago)
16. 27.66 MHz: "Brown crates, because why search for supplies when you can" (46 minutes ago)
17. 27.66 MHz: "fight for them?" (45 minutes ago)
18. 27.66 MHz: "MR OVERZEALOUS SUPPLY CRATE CATCHER!" (45 minutes ago)

Mr. Headshot a Zombie in the Face

1. 29.00 MHz: "Reeeeeeeeal meeeeen of geeeenious..." (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)
2. 29.00 MHz: "Mr. Headshoot a zombie in the faaaaaaaaace..." (2 hours and 12 minutes ago)
3. 29.00 MHz: "Today we honor YOU, Mr. Headshot a zombie in the face.." (2 hours and 11 minutes ago)
4. 29.00 MHz: "Because nothing says I care, like splattering zombie brains." (2 hours and 11 minutes ago)
5. 29.00 MHz: "This ad brought to you by +1-Hit-Point beer..." (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)

Mr. Reckless Combat Reviver

1. 27.66 MHz: "(Drum intro) Buckrell Light presents 'Real Men Of Genius'" (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
2. 27.66 MHz: "REAL MEN OF GENIUS!" (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
3. 27.66 MHz: "Today we salute you, Mr Reckless Combat Reviver." (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
4. 27.66 MHz: "MR RECKLESS COMBAT REVIVER!" (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
5. 27.66 MHz: "What's the only thing funner than poking zombies with" (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)
6. 27.66 MHz: "knives? Poking them with needles, of course." (2 hours and 21 minutes ago)
7. 27.66 MHz: "STOP POKING ME, YOU JERKOFF!" (2 hours and 21 minutes ago)
8. 27.66 MHz: "Why scan zeds? It takes time, and you'd rather get back to" (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)
9. 27.66 MHz: "your Kegger with your fellow Necrotechs than waste any more" (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
10. 27.66 MHz: "time than necessary." (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)
11. 27.66 MHz: "YOU LAZY ASS MOTHERF#@KER!" (2 hours and 17 minutes ago)
12. 27.66 MHz: "You only look back on your horrible mistake the next morning" (2 hours and 17 minutes ago)
13. 27.66 MHz: "with a hangover in your head and a PKers pistol in your face" (2 hours and 17 minutes ago)
14. 27.66 MHz: "OOPS! DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!" (2 hours and 16 minutes ago)
15. 27.66 MHz: "So crack open an Ice cold Buckrell Light, O Kaiser of the" (2 hours and 16 minutes ago)
16. 27.66 MHz: "combat revive. You'll find it next to your unlabeled needles" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
17. 27.66 MHz: "MR RECKLESS COMBAT REVIVER!" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)