Ridleybank Tour '06
| Ridleybank Tour '06 | |
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| Abbreviation: | RT'06 |
| Group Numbers: | 8 and growing |
| Leadership: | CPOK & Oneechan |
| Goals: | To clear out Ridleybank, if you can tour us. We can tour you! |
| Recruitment Policy: | Slap "RT'06" or "Ridleybank Tour '06" in the group field on your profile. Then come smash Zeds in Ridleybank with us. |
| Contact: | Lord_kakadesu@hotmail.com or http://ridleybanktour.proboards107.com/index.cgi |
A blood drenched woman pulled herself from the wreckage of one of the final battles at the end of Caiger Mall 2. The siege by the Mall Tour had ended with victory in the hands of the humans. A smile graced her goo-encrusted features as she struggled to extract herself from the pile of shotgun-mutilated corpses.
The woman spoke: "From this day forth, we shall cower behind our cades no longer. From this day forth we shall hold our shotguns high with pride. From this day forth when we shoot to kill, we will make it hurt. Ridleybank, you are a symbol of the Zombie opression as much as Caiger is a symbol of our freedom. WAR ON RIDLEYBANK! If they can tour us! We can tour them!"
The woman picked up an impressive brace of shotguns, before walking in the direction of Ridleybank.
I've got my tour money and shopping list.. So where are the keys to the bus?
So whats the plan? Bah a stupid question indeed. We're going to raid the living.... *AHEM* unliving hell out of Ridleybank. The Zmobie oppression of we fleshues has gone on too long. They tell us we can't go to certain suburbs. They tell us we can't barricade things. If this keep sup, they'll be at our throats about breathing too loudly.
I say this has to stop. I say we need to show them what loud really is. I say bring out your dead and stake them, cover them with petrol and burn them! Is it all we humans can do, to sit behind our righteous barricades and reinforce them? Why not be proactive for once. Why not get out there, and show them what our gunz are made of (which is burning metal, if you've never been on the wrong end of a shotgun)! I say why hide at Caiger waiting for the inevitable. Lets use their own tactics against them. Why don't we lay siege to Ridleybank. We can take on the RRF and win.
Somy fellow humans, do you want to stand there waiting to die (then get revived only to die again)? No! Ofcourse you don't. On to Ridleybank.
News
Inception of the RT'06 CPOK and I have been toying with the idea of a counter offencive against the Zombies for many months. As of today we have formed the Ridleybank Tour '06. Stealing several of the busses left at Caiger by the Mall Tour '06. The RT'06 has been retrofitting them with armour plating and printle-mounted pistols. As of now we are gathering steam in the endevour to retake Ridleybank from the Zombies. Onee 09:28, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Gathering Steam Over the past few days we have noticed a few mentions of this page at Caiger Mall. Keep up the good work guys and gals. Lets keep promoting this tour. Onee 06:28, 5 May 2006 (BST)
Espionage Seems the RRF found us. Which is obvious by them posting smart ass comments in our Alliances section. Ha ha guys. I like it. Your chocolate-chip-and rotten tomato pizza is on the way. Onee 22:08, 5 May 2006 (BST)
Forums The home of the RBTour06 forum is http://ridleybanktour.proboards107.com/index.cgi CPOK 17:07 22 May 2006 (AEST)
Break out the whisky and blackpowder The tour has begun. Let all mayhem ensure. Remember to check out the RT'06 forums to find out where the official revives and what not are.
Humour
The random crap which happens on this wiki. Funny stuff happening in relation to the tour (especially if the ULC joins us.).
- The Ridleybank Resistance Front - Yes, we would like home delivery. - Found in the alliances section of this wiki page. Onee 22:13, 5 May 2006 (BST)
- Strategy suggestion - Any tour needs a popstar. Who else better than Elvis to lead our Brigade? He's not dead dead..... Perfect candidate for RT'06 Mascot. Or Britney Spears. Now that would scare the BAHHAH out of any zed. - Flower Skunk 16:33 7 May 2005 (GMT)
Battle Strategy
"if it doesn't breathe... Use your guns and add some air holes!"
How to attack a suburb
CPOK and I have been discussing two battle plans. We agree that the best way to clear Ridleybank is to irritate the Zombies into leaving. So how do we do that you ask. Well there are two methods.
1) The Old Fashioned Way: Groups of Tour Members close in from all four sides simultaneously. Clearing out each street, building by building. Cading them to the max, then fortifying a building. What pisses a Zed off more than anythig after a long days work tearing down cades. Nothing more than finding the cades rigt back up and a few more. If we can push the cades towards the center of Ridleybank, then we can slowly work towards their Ops HQ.
2) The Necrotech Way: This method is a large AP drain. It is also hilarious and just plain annoying. It involves sticking any Zed we can revive with a syringe. Sure this is going to be a slow process. But it means that they have to then re kill themselves. Wouldn't it be cool to revive the RRF?
Survival
Ok, well we know that we are going to have trouble staying alive in Ridleybank. The formal revive points will only be mentioned on the forums to prevent them leaking out. That will remain in the passworded section of the boards. Along with the revive request thread. However until we have a team of revivers handy, try and stay alive. Information pertaining to Alliance revives should be contained to the boards.
RT'06 Stance on Spies, PK's and other Zergs.
Frankly in every game there are those who want to win at all costs. But how do you win in a game with no end? UD is such a game, it's a constant party of fun and mayhem. SO, for those who join us with the intent to spy with alts. We'd like your gun, but one ticket only please. If the Ridleybank Zeds can be honourable, we can too.
Anyone caught zergin like that. Will be tied up, and used as a Zed-lure. ^__^
Timeline
3rd May 06 - 31st May 06: Formation of tour group and alliances with other groups.
23rd May 06 - 31st May 06: Location of Revive points and generally headding over to the borders of Ridleybank.
1st June 06: The tour begins.
The People
Tour Members
Add yourself to the list, if you are game ^^ (You don't have to if you're worried about making a target of yourself. But hey, it's a way to get famous fast). If not just slap something in the group box on your UD profile.
Oneechan - Shotgun toteing, T-Shirt wearing, ULC-crazy-mayhem-doing and bus driver for the "suicide run". Co-founder of RT'06
CPOK - Co-Founder of the RT'06
Galen AAsteran - First Official Member of the RT '06. Ten-4, the Tour's one and only Blackhawk Commander.
Flower Skunk - Second Official Member of the RT '06. Zombies Beware!! A Scientist with a syringe full of Awakening Potion.
residentredeemer Third official member of this suicide mission. We are all going to die aren't we?
Tour Nemeses
Allied Groups
Groups (Human or ZKer - Which means NOT the RRF) wishing to ally themselves with the tour, and borrow one of the Mall Tour's old busses. Post a link to your wiki here.
Rumours:
Rumours have come to my attention that members of other groups will be coming along. But until I have confirmation of this, I won't make an official announcemnt of who yet.
