Rote Armee Fraktion Malton

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Rote Armee Fraktion Malton
Original logo of the German RAF
Abbreviation: RAFM
Group Numbers: Classified
Leadership: Extremely classified
Goals: Maximum anarchy and chaos
Recruitment Policy: Apply at our forum
Contact: E-mail the RAFM

Welcome to the group page of the Rote Armee Fraktion Malton, or the Red Army Faction of Malton. The RAFM is a Malton-wide survivor group dedicated to the pursuit of chaos and anarchy in Malton, wherever and however it can. The only rule the RAFM recognizes is the anti-zerging rule; everything else is fair game, so beware, Malton!

Wir sprechen auch Deutsch! Lesen sie hier weiter: Rote Armee Fraktion Malton auf Deutsch.

"Protest is when I say this does not please me. Resistance is when I ensure what does not please me occurs no more." -- Ulrike Meinhof, one of the leading members of the actual RAF

Goals and Policies

Are you bored with the same old routine in Malton? Scrounge for bullets, connect lead with zed, scurry to a safehouse, and hope the barricades hold while you sleep? Then we might have the antidote for your humdrum survivor existence! Our goal is to take advantage of the break-down of civilized life to continue to fight the system in all its forms; we strive to create maximum chaos and destruction for zed and survivor alike, and to break as many "rules" as we can in the process -- and while we do that, we might just become the most hated anarchists in Malton. If this sounds like an agenda you can get behind, join the RAFM today and join the fight against the system!

A Word About Anarchy

Unlike other so-called "anarchists" in Malton, we understand the true nature of anarchy. Anarchy is not an economic philosophy, and anyone who assumes that anarchists and socialists needs must be in bed together is either hopelessly deluded or mentally defective. Anarchy is the lack of any state, any government, and the ultimate expression of personal freedom. See Individualist Anarchism to be enlightened. We're halfway there; the NecroTech disaster has conveniently abolished nearly all traces of government in Malton. (We won't even bother to mention villianous groups like the Department of Emergency Management, The Malton Bureaucrats, the Malton Neighborhood Watch, and other such would-be representatives of so-called "law and order." They are fundamentally misguided and need to be eliminated.) However, because most people can't seem to imagine existing in a world without the structure of 18 million rules, survivors have begun spouting "rules" right and left, in a hopeless attempt to return life in Malton to its former, repressive state.

Examples of "Rules" We Do Not Acknowledge

We try to make life as difficult as possible for those who would hinder us.

A Word About Griefing

Griefing? What's griefing? Never heard of it. All's fair in love and war, and since most of us aren't into necrophelia...

A Word About Zerging

The one offense we absolutely do not tolerate is zerging. Zerging violates the foundations upon which Urban Dead is based. This is a role-playing game, and since it is impossible to be more than one person (unless you've stopped taking your meds), we do not support or condone playing more than one alt in tandem. Playing multiple alts is fine; having them work together is not. Making use of information gleaned by a non-RAFM alt is not. Operating two alts in the same suburb is not. Violators will be subject to a firm reminder; a second offense will result in summary execution and ejection from the group.

Recruitment Policy

We are a self-sufficient organization, and as such are actively recruiting all skills and survivor classes. Sorry, harmanz only at the moment. We offer healing and revivification services to our members, since it's so hard to get good help these days! All you need is a strong disinclination to follow the rules and and the will to band together with like-minded survivors and act, using any means necessary, to upset law, order, life, and unlife in Malton, or to aid and abet those who do. Go to our group forum and apply for membership today. Please include your Urban Dead profile number in your membership request, and be sure to state why you think you are a good candidate for membership. If your application is approved, you will receive a welcome e-mail with more detailed information. By the way, we take a very dim view of spies; they are dealt with accordingly.

Contact Us

Since our forum is for members only, we invite anyone wishing to contact the RAFM to leave us a message on our talk page.

News

  • May 2007: Our growth and development phase continues with great success - the RAFM will be bringing mayhem to a suburb near you soon.
  • April 2007: We are currently in a growth and development phase, and have suspended covert operations against the enemies of anarchy for the moment. But never fear, we'll be coming soon to a suburb near you!

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