| Kill Reporting
Begin each kill report with a new number (#). Post the location and profile of your victim, then sign it using --~~~~ or the signature icon. This will assist us in keeping tabs on the running total of kills.
EXAMPLE
- # Katthew, Stickling Mall (116418) --Headless gunner W! 18:03, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Kills Christmas, 2007
- sniperking1168 got opened up by Sydney Floydd because he couldn't wait till christmas!
- Aelor gets blasted under the mistletoe by Sydney Floydd
- Skip Douglas laid to rest by Karth Salvage
- INTP wrapped and placed under the tree by Karth Salvage
- Vill Jalentine gets the boot from Karth Salvage for her awful play on words.
- Jonas Weaver smashed and broken by jaXstER
- OutoftheBox2 gets a lump of coal for Christmas. by jaXstER
- Officer DeathHammer smashed by Jesus FN Christ
- Chidar waxed by Jesus FN Christ
- Gorbochov taxed by Jesus FN Christ
- M16Carbine killed by madwench
- ljas killed by madwench
- Prepuse killed by madwench
- poXor killed by CyanEyed
- cillinj killed by CyanEyed
- Jooey killed by CyanEyed (Sorry!)
- ALC822 killed by CyanEyed
- Bufuman killed by GoreCorper
- Alexander Klein killed by GoreCorper
- Pelolep killed by Unhappydisgustingwow
- William Stokes killed by Unhappydisgustingwow
- scott tamms killed by gert rude
- Shikon Shikou killed by shackyosemite
- Sydney Floydd killed by shackyosemite (Sorry!)
- sRexroat's cutthroat was executed for Nalikill by Secruss.
- g12002 was killed by Secruss.
- SirBeanbag was sacrificed by Secruss.
- xalastor was blasted by Secruss.
- Taslan had a great night courtesy of PN Lenny.
- AgentJoneshad a great night courtesy of PN Lenny.
- chowda781 was educated by Sir WV in the gate house.
- Pvt Silvier was made to wear a dunce cap in the gate house by Sir WV.
- jesusowns finds prayers couldn't save him today from ZombiesAren'tDumb
- Angelus 12 is shown the Pearly Gates, courtesy of ZombiesAren'tDumb
- Daniel Dare got the truth from ZombiesAren'tDumb
- RockLee Power got turned into a red nosed reindeer by ZombiesAren'tDumb
- Ringler put in a box and wished a merry XMAS by ZombiesAren'tDumb
- PkWorld pulped by Neo Nazi
- Pipolaki reduced to shavings by Neo Nazi
- Eagle1296 lands in a tomb, courtesy of Neo Nazi
- Ashley Valentine shown no love by AlphaGun2
- Colonel Lee busted to private at the command of AlphaGun2
- SmellySheets fart and shat on by Lukepoker!
- Fooz Hammer dumber than a whole bag of hammers, so says Lukepoker
- Jimmy Jo Jo Johnson banged to rights by Lukepoker
- Super Star Stephen seeing more than stars tonight, courtesy of Hibernaculum
- Emma Lou slain by Hibernaculum
- Burning Love extinguished by Hibernaculum
- Alphonse Johnson hacked into various cuts of meat, courtesy of Hibernaculum's Axe.
- Suzie Kloves slain by Bootsy Funk
- A Land Shark devoured by the Krampus thanks to Vandr
- Honami got coal in her stocking and lead in her chest cavity, courtesy of Vandr
- Pest02 gets exterminated by Dr. Summeroff
- Alex Apple rots to the core at the sight of Dr. Summeroff
- Ice Cracker gets eaten with some cheese by Skilbey
- Gutless Wonder gets the hard goodbye from Skilbey
- FoxyVixen finished by Bruha
- AgentJones says goodbye to life and Bruha hears his last confession.
- YD Yorker finished by Bruha
- Cartmanz Beefcake! Done in by Bruha
- Backbraker snapped in two by Bruha
- telenti killed because he wouldn't stand still for a photo by the Photographer
- nom anor14 killed because he was making faces at the camera by an angry Photographer
- William Miel scolded because he forgot to set cookies out for Santa by Toothdecay
- Jessica M killed because she didn't have any holiday spirit by Toothdecay
- Ned Dred now Ned Dead because he couldn't remember the words to "Silent Night" by Toothdecay
- arbiter4567 killed because there can't be 4566 other arbiters out there by Toothdecay
- Danious was aced by Sarah Silverman because he reminded her of yoghurt.
- Capt John Smithsent to meet Pocahontas at the pow wow in the sky thanks to Sarah Silverman
- Doc Awesome was killed because he wasn't by Sarah Silverman
- Crosbye dropped on his head by Travdedo
- SPC Burlin killed by Travdedo
- Gunner2 slain by Hit That
- Lieutenant Wolf dances on glass as he is shot at by Hit That
- Rexroat's cutthroat bleeds from his windpipe after Redzamorak7 is finished with him.
- g12002 feels the wrath of the evil Redzamorak7
- SirBeanbag sacked by Redzamorak7
- Xalastor killed by Redzamorak7 because he has a stupid name.
- Pfcpathfinder hears the angels call after being blasted to bits by The Brigand
- Stewetheripper twists and shouts as he is slain by The Brigand
- Sylvok Veradere says hello to good kind wenceles on behalf of Strata
- Shecky Green took a pancake to the face, delivered by Duke D'oeuvre.
- bombidol wanted a list of PKers in the room – he can start with Duke D'oeuvre.
- Jacky Legs was mercifully murdered by Duke D'oeuvre.
- Mrs Patty Cake wondered if anyone had a FAK. Duke D'oeuvre didn't.
- Mazen It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's Knightmonger!
- Arthur Patstone pats the bottom of a casket, courtesy of Knightmonger
- Melody Winchester jams and is then shot by SharkskinMan
- Armoured Titan pierced by SharkskinMan
- Gel Shiftis slain by SharkskinMan
- OllieGSuS begins to decay in front of Mrs Flibble
- Aiace shizzle my Mrs Flibble
- driller411 gets a rusty bit because of Mrs Flibble
- Shocky Doc treated like one of Micheal Vick's dogs by Super Six One
- Wraidth does a jobber twitch, Iron Mike Sharpe Style and then dies at the feet of Super Six One
- Hwarang666 spontaneously combusts in front of Lezick
- M16 Carbine does a rave to the grave to escape Lezick
- Olivia Timmins stops, drops and rolls for Nergin
- Andrej Spasitel was scalped and had his brainpan dabbled in by Almighty Power
- Deathly Hollow had 'chestnuts roasting on an open fire' tenderly sung to him as he lay dying by Almighty Power
- Officer Raleigh exposed as a fraud by Almighty Power
- Raymond Freeman Not a soul loves this Raymond, or so says Almighty Power
- yellow sticky wouldn't shutup. He just kept going. So Toothdecay had to give him coal for Christmas, and by coal I mean lead, hot lead
- Poohby killed by Mr Jem
- Dave Rogers had a miserable day in the neighbourhood, courtesy of Theelz1020
- Jadinna dressed like an elf and taped to the tree by Theelz1020
- F Four Fifty One tarred and feathered by Theelz1020
- Bossk The Gecko slain by Theelz1020
- Army scout dishonorably discharged by Theelz1020
- Ophelia Moretti slain by SillyLillyPilly
- Obi'Wan Kenobi Tango12 shows Obi'Wan Kenobi the power of the dark side.
- Fleshgrind was ground to a pulp by Stephen Colbert DFA.
- Angelus12 was sent to fly with the angels by Stephen Colbert DFA.
- Heidegger felt the unholy wrath of Stephen Colbert DFA.
- samuraikitsunewas shown the way of the warrior by PN Lenny.
- OllieGSuSwas decapitated with a hacksaw because he had less HP than anyone else by PN Lenny.
- Colonel Neville torn a new one by Rajko
- eagle1296 again gets a hard landing, this time with the muzzle of a gun in his eye...Rajko's gun.
- gaz1983...when he was nothing left but blood, he prayed...to Rajko
- Lizard E, this cold blooded fiend gets stepped on by Rajko
- Melodie Winchester is revived...only to meet her end again at the hands of Puki
- Duffman3009 find that not even all the power of apples could save him from Puki
- Gorbochov was placed in cement slippers and dumped into a lake by Puki
- Alendir socked in the groin and beheaded by Puki
- William Stokes succombs to the lead based paint on a toy given to him by Stephen Colbert DFA.
- Ellis Duban (grief stricken) throws himself into the line of fire after seeing his life-partner killed at the hands of Stephen Colbert DFA. He promptly dies.
Special thanks to Bruha for supplying many of the reports this list was derived from.
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