Suggestion:20070829 Stockpile Mayhem

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20070829 Stockpile Mayhem

Timestamp:	Sockem 23:05, 27 August 2007 (BST)
Type:	Humerous
Scope:	Noobs, 13372, and Nexus War Players
Description:	Well with the growing amount of stockpile suggestions I have the perfect one! With my suggestion there will be a gigantic hole in the floor in any building. Anyplayer can put things in and any player can take things out. "Wouldn't that enable zerging?" NO because if a zombie even looks in the direction of the stockpile it will explode and all items will be lost. (Its realistic!) "But wont that hurt noobs?" Darn it would! Fine forget all that lets just add a Zerg button that way you can automatically switch items/experience to alts. And why we are at the "Ol' Grinding Stone" lets just add a bottle weapon. But lets just make it as strong as a fire axe cuz that makes sense right? And heck why not just make Urban Dead into Nexus Wars by adding: 0 heal flag, Give option, Chainsaws, strength, stamina (and any other crappy suggestion I forgot about) And one final note lets make it mandatory for everyone to add five suggestions, but make sure four of them are the same cuz when we voted down something we didn't mean it.

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1. There's a humorous section ESPECIALLY for these. Nalikill 23:19, 27 August 2007 (BST)

   They dont say the proticall for them so I put it here. Sockem 23:26, 27 August 2007 (BST)

2. GTFO NOW - if anyone actually finds this funny, then they should be roasted on a stick and fed to a pitbull. -- WOOT 23:33, 27 August 2007 (BST)
3. Spam - not actually funny. --Pgunn 01:42, 28 August 2007 (BST)
4. Spam - You officially FAIL at funny. Not to mention that you put this in the wrong section. --Private Mark 01:50, 28 August 2007 (BST)

   First, you clearly don't understand sarcasm. Second, its a spoof of the shitty suggestions spouted around here. Sockem 02:19, 28 August 2007 (BST)

5. Epic Fail - It shouldn't be here, and it shouldn't be in humorous, either, as it isn't funny. --Steakfish 03:29, 28 August 2007 (BST)
6. Spam - I think you're looking for this page. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 03:31, 28 August 2007 (BST)
7. GIMMICKS ARE DUMB, YOU SHOULD BE BANNED. Glenstone 07:57, 28 August 2007 (BST)
8. Spaminate! -- John Rubin^{T! ZG} 09:03, 28 August 2007 (BST)
9. Spam - 1. There is a humourous suggestions page for this kind of suggestion. 2. Please show some respect for my suggestions. --Anotherpongo 09:32, 28 August 2007 (BST)
10. Spam - Not funny. GTFO. --Thelightguy 10:28, 28 August 2007 (BST)
11. Spam - Humorous suggestion... Who will process - don't forget to Bring fourth a vandalism case against the user who posted it citing rule 9 of making a suggestion.--~~~~_T^''' 10:35, 28 August 2007 (BST)
12. spam - No such thing as a good stockpile suggestions, and definitely not a funny stockpile suggestion due to it's lack of cleverness.--Karek^maps?! 10:49, 28 August 2007 (BST)
13. TTTHHHIIISSS SSSUUUCCCKKKSSS!!! - Not funny at all. --Vortexx 13:53, 28 August 2007 (BST)