Talk:Illuminati
Need to talk to someone in Illuminati? Find us in game or contact CiscoKitty or Duck at Brainstock, or post a little something here! Enjoy!!! Divs 21:56, 5 June 2010 (BST)
Missive of Great Import
From: The Stolid and Knowing Gaze of the All-Seeing Eye
To: No one, insofar as the recipients hereof do not exist.
Re: Membership in a benign social club devoted to community service
Gentlemen, Ladies or Other Entities,
Your humble servant and known Emanantizer of the Eschaton [E.B. Farnum][1] would have further talks with you. Not, it should be said, about any particular order of higher-knowledge and wisdom, as, after detailed and extensive research, I have verified that such an organization does not exist.
While not officially reporting in any capacity, your friend E.B. (once a humble hotelier noted for his good deeds and charitable practices) has been devoted to dispatching the disorderly riff-raff of Malton for some time.
(As such, it saddens your friend to report that [a small dossier][2] on him exists in the Rogues Gallery. A quick look will show that every person who reported him either now has a PK record of their own or once did. It should also be noted that, in an act surely intended for the greater good, an Enlightened One named Ciscokitty once dispensed what appeared to be righteous justice upon my own self. There are no hard feelings -- although I do have a tailor's bill I'd love to discuss).***
If anyone has the desire for further discussions, I await your guidance.
E.B.
- Said discussion is not meant in any way to suggest Ciscokitty is a member of any secret organization devoted to world domination. That's just silly.
--E B Farnum 18:00, 23 September 2010 (BST)
Mr Farnum Please check your talk page. Divs 03:34, 4 October 2010 (BST)
:(
As much as I respect secret new world orders, you guys could at least have killed me with correct grammar *shakes fist*. Although, the tip of the top hat and buckshot shotgun shells were pretty effective! You guys would do well as PKers. Just sayin'. --Ash | T | яя | 13:13, 8 March 2011 (UTC)
- Well DevilAsh after reading your post I can only assume you have met Mr. Duck J. I am a bit surprised by the fact that he actually warned you. He must have thought
you deserved the respect. Anyway Mr. Duck has never claimed to be an English professor but give the guy a shotgun and he can paint a masterpiece Divs 07:35, 26 March 2011 (UTC)
The RG sucks
I was PKed, er...Bounty Hunted by Duck J in my own establishment. A quick look at out wiki page will establish that The Burchell Arms Regulars are good guys. The Rogues Gallery is compromised; my "victims" are well known PKers and GKers. We don't use the RG in the NE corner and rely on local lists for this reason. Please see the BAR's Deadbeat List or the DA Blacklist for better local info. I'll take my apology in beer. Jesus Sante CFT 02:58, 21 June 2011 (BST)
- Ahhh so your saying you got claimed by the #7 All-Time Bounty Hunter because you had a bounty on the RG that really sucks. :) Divs 17:54, 10 July 2011 (BST)
