Talk:The Acott Arms

The Acott-Waugh Accord

I'm moving this here, as it's now mainly of historical interest. --Cvk 16:41, 31 July 2007 (BST)

THE ACOTT-WAUGH ACCORD OF JULY 2007

WHEREAS: violent and deadly confrontation has occurred between the members of RELCAC (to include associated patrons of the Acott Arms and thus referred to in the remainder of this document as ACOTTS) and members of 5punk (to include associated patrons of the Waugh Arms and thus referred to in the remainder of this document as WAUGHS).

WHEREAS: The majority of ACOTTS and WAUGHS seek to drink warm beer in peace in the comforts of their respective bars

WHEREAS: The unfortunate conflict has arisen from a misunderstanding involving ACOTTS and Stapleballs and not a hatred of all WAUGHS on the part of the ACOTTS

IT IS PROPOSED: That peace and a general truce shall be declared between ACOTTS and WAUGHS.

IT IS PROPOSED: That cultural exchanges between the two groups shall be encouraged, to include block parties, joint sponsored scavenger hunts, and co-chairing of a local charity for underprivileged children of zombies.

IT IS PROPOSED: That ACOTTS shall acknowledge that they have no "beef" with any WAUGHS with the exception of Stapleballs.

IT IS PROPOSED: That in return for ACOTT assurance that no ACOTT shall kill, maim or injure him, Stapleballs will agree to never again enter the suburbs of West Becktown or Chudleytown. Should Stapleballs enter into either of those two suburbs, he shall be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the ACOTTS. Should he remain outside of the two aforementioned suburbs he shall live at peace with the ACOTTS and be free to practice his own brand of rough justice in any of the remaining 98 Malton suburbs. Additionally, Stapleballs may select a 16 block (4x4) area in either the Northeast, Southeast or Southwest quadrants of Malton, where no ACOTT may enter without penalty of death.

By signing this document (editting the Wiki and placing your name on the page) the undersigned agree to the provisions of the ACOTT-WAUGH ACCORD. The accord goes into effect once 3 ACOTTS and Stapleballs have signed the accord (on either the Acott or Waugh Wiki) --Rutherford B Hayes 15:41, 25 July 2007 (BST)

SIGNED RUTHERFORD B HAYES --Rutherford B Hayes 15:41, 25 July 2007 (BST)

SIGNED HARPOMARXIST --Harpomarxist 10:48, 26 July 2007 (EST)

SIGNED VISTO TUTTO --Visto Tutto 10:48, 26 July 2007 (EST)

SIGNED HATCHET SCORCHHOSE -- Hatchet Scorchhose 14:42, 26 July 2007 (BST)