Talk:The Naughty Zombie Gods

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Your thoughts on The Dead

Hello zambahs! You may remember me from such places as out on the linai with Rose, sitting on the wicker couch with Ma, eating cheesecake in the kitchen with Blanche... or maybe you just remember me from all the times you've bashed in the cades at the CCPD in Santlerville. Good times, good times.

Anyway, I wanted to talk to you guys about this group called The Dead that has entered our game. As you may know, they are a group of 1,600+ people from a message board who decided it would be funny to come join our game and try to break it. So to that end, they have created a huge coordinated zombie group whose only goal is to zombify every last character in Malton. Of course doing that effectively ends the game since the zombies would have no one to eat. If you're wondering about their effectiveness, check out the stats page and then check out the threat map. Seems to me like things are going as planned for them. When it's over, The Dead will all go back to their message board and laugh about how they ruined it for all of us and we couldn't do anything to stop them.

I don't know about you guys, but this sorta pisses me off. I like this game. I like the back and forth in this zombie apocalypse. I like the mall tours, the crazy role-plays, the cade wars, the zoo, the sneak attacks, the constant fight at Creedy, the Christmas trees, speaking zombese, dancing zombie groups, PKers, spies, chomping on celebrities... I like it all. You know me as a survivor, but I have four zombie alts in different areas of the city myself, so I love cracking open a building only to find a harman barn as much as the next zambah. But what I don't like is a bunch of people who have decided to come in and ruin our game for their own amusement. It makes me feel all Bruce Banner inside.

I'm wondering what you, as a dedicated zombie group, think of this situation. I can understand loving it because it's milk and honey for the zombahs right now. But that's right now. I'm wondering if you're concerned about their ability to pull this off and if so, what plans you might have. I guess I'm wondering, in the end, are you with them or against them? And I'm wondering what either answer looks like in reality.

Thanks for reading this all. I appreciate your time and I hope you know that I do always enjoy seeing you at our doorstep. I like zambahs with flair, and you've got it in spades.--Dorothy Zbornak 21:06, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

I suppose I don't mind. Actually I am looking forward to IT. At least, it resembles a zombie apocalypsis now. I also hope that Monroeville will become a permanent hardcore server. -- John Rubin^{T! ZG} 22:38, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Sorry guys, may i ask for a mutaul allaince?

Recently Janos Kire posted on the Dribbling beavers Site offering aid. I then attacked him and the Zombie gods verbally, due to my previous experience with them. I recently learned that the Zombie gods that i were having problems with were imposters, and because of this i apologise, an ask for your forgiveness.

Janos mention a group called CRASH, the MDD recently have been under attack by them, effictivly wiping us out. I again apologise and ask that we may come to some form of allaince against CRASH.

If you are to agree to us bashing skulls together, have we somewhere else we may communicate?

Regards, --Captain Neo 15:18, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Could you provide any profile links for the imposters?

I can't speak for everyone, but I'd certainly think we'd consider coming to an arrangement regarding CRASH

--Hentemann 16:39, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

I did'nt keep them, as i keep tabs on Pkrs my contacts have capped out X_x. I do however think that the group were the meatheads.

I do remember a few of their names, but as imposters usualy use the names of real members it may not be of much use...

'Omar' (can't remember the rest) 'stankenstien' (possible use of the I and L font error)

--Captain Neo 18:09, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

A Thought

Should we all be gods of different things, if we are, in fact, Naughty Zombie Gods?
Can I be the God of Zambah Dancing? --Ginormous 18:16, 2 October 2007 (BST)

An interesting idea. I feel like a God of Communism....Hmm, pretty good feeling.--Ul'yanov V I 21:10, 15 October 2007 (BST)

A Safehouse

Taasty harmans in the Lance Building, Pashenton. Brainz&&VODKA inside... New home for us. ;DDD --MisterAlex 20:48, 4 October 2007 (BST)

Gods ?

There is only one god, and his name is Petrojsko! --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 21:36, 4 October 2007 (BST)

Nah.. Petrosjko (BTW you misspelled his name) is just a very talented individual. -- John Rubin^{T! ZG} 12:33, 5 October 2007 (BST)

oops... --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 15:02, 9 October 2007 (BST)

Zombie with a neatly typed resume, fedora and briefcase

Hello zombie gods of questionable morality,

My zombie alt would like to join a group, but I need some basic information, such as where you operate and if you have a good dental plan. I am a big fan of vodka, food and being worshiped by numerous unwitting followers. --Soloman Frisbee 06:31, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

For Dental Health, flossing with the small intestine works wonders...

--Hentemann 16:23, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Mah Dahg, knows about the plans and the bookkeeping, plus he has very nice teeth! All you have to do is come and join in the buffet! Once you see one of us, say "Harrah!" and we will then let you in on the secret club handshake! (You will have to bring your own hand.) --Ginormous 20:20, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

An Encounter

I came across one of your members, being alive in The Lance Building in Pashenton. I was intrigued by the concept of some "funny zombies", so I asked for more information, and how to join. Despite all my trying(and warning pistol shots to his head), he just refused to answer! It would seem that, in my rage, I killed him, dumped his body outside, and threw pumpkins off the roof at him. Terribly sorry about that. But tell me more! I've been looking for something to do...      Ekashp wuz here (aht harman bra!nz!)        12:09, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

To both Zahlamahn and Egazgh, we are a fairly (dis)organised group that doesn't set out to 'win', only to make things more fun all around! We strongly encourage the important and vital activity of wasting APs wherever possible, especially when Combat Revived. Singing songs and playing games with the food is much fun! We are currently sampling the food and Vodka of Pashenton. All that we ask of our members is that they are funny, and do not go in for 'power gaming'. If you want to find us, come to Pashenton and say "Hahlaar!"

--Hentemann 13:03, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Ekaskp! You should know that we are sometimes slow to answer! When you have been headshot as many times as Janos has, you have to take a moment to think! Tsk! Still, if you are sincere (and the pumpkins WERE a nice touch) then do as Dahg says and come by and say "Hah!" to one of us - maybe even let us sample your tasty food self! --Ginormous 20:42, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Alas, it seems that Janos has gotten his revenge, and eaten my brains in The Lance Building NT facility. Oh well. Would y'all mind if I hang around and be, if not a "Naughty Zombie God", then perhaps just a naughty zombie angel or something.      Ekashp wuz here (aht harman bra!nz!)        02:03, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Think I might join you all

Think i will shamble up North and celebrate my 2nd birthday with you all! Dibs on being the "Zombie goddess of (very) exotic dancing!"

http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=278885

--Honestmistake 15:04, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

*Giggles behind its hand, then sets the hand down.* Hey! There is a slinky lady who wants to join us! --Ginormous 20:44, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Anyone mind if i stick myself on the member list as "Goddess of shiny poles, bunny ears and suggestive fruit"?--Honestmistake 12:29, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Come and talk with us here first! Naughty Zombie Gods We look forward to seeing you, and your suggestive fruit! You know, that turnip looks just like a...

--Hentemann 13:55, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

would love to come chew the fat but can't follow that link from here... will try to pop by at the weekend. You bring the bananahz an I will bring da melons ;) --Honestmistake 11:14, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

And I will bring the hot dog! Wait, I am the Haht Dahg!

Try this link instead. You have to sign in to get to the public Naughty Zombie Gods thread. --Ginormous 20:49, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

Nah, school filters don't like much... amazed i can even get on here! Anyway ARSON has arrived and is currently eating some poor sod near the border:) --Honestmistake 10:21, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

I dont know you people.--SiEVE 07:26, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Meatheads are on their way!

After sticking around the combat revive plagued suburb of Dartside, we were rewarded with quite a show put on by Big Bash II. We laughed and danced and ate some brains, but now it is the morning after and there is no food. Seeing all the green suburbs in the Northeast, we can only think about how plump the survivors are. So we will begin our great trek to the Northeast within the next few hours. Let us know where you want to meet us!

http://z11.invisionfree.com/Brains/index.php?showforum=1 The Brains Forum, home of the Meatheads!--Noobermenschen 23:30, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Big Bash

To all zombies who are proud of their heritage as undead, who do not take kindly to the insults of the breathing, who are sick of the accursed headshot, I call out to you! The Big Bash has hit a large concentration of needle addicts at the Giddings Brain Bazaar. We call on each and every one of you to come to Giddings/Morrish in Pitneybank to help end their oppression. Break down their barricades and eat their brains and know that when you do you stand next to the father of all zombie-kind, Bub!. Thats right, Bub, user id #11. Kevan Davis himself now stands with us at Giddings. Come join us and make things right in Malton once more.

ZMAZH ZAH BARR!GAHZ!! GRAB ZAH BRA!NZ!! BARHAH!!! GRAAAAAAAGH!!!!!--DonTickles 21:48, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Pashenton but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Adavastor 02:40, 31 July 2008 (BST)

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

--Adavastor 04:12, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Hullo! *Waves hand* See my answer on the Laughing Dead's Talk page. *Nibbles on hand.* --Ginormous 05:05, 18 August 2008 (BST)