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The Ghetto Cow Manifesto

THE ONLY THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

Join Ghetto Cow!

WARNING: shameless promotion below! We are a survivor group that is dedicated to both killing zombies and protecting each other. We have a penchant for assisting newbies with their schooling. Our most recent exploits were at the battle of Stickling Mall defending Shearbank from the Mall Tour '07. We are a mobile group that has fought at Caiger Mall a few times. If you have any desire to join our group, either click here, or my email is agenericsoundingname@yahoo.com. It doesn't matter if you are level 1 or level 41, we would love to have you aboard! If you so happen to be a dedicated Zombie player, Ghetto Cow will cater to you as well with the new and exciting Ghetto Cow/Zach team! --Ev933n / Talk--

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Why should you join?

We work together. You'll always know you have a place to fall back to, some medkits waiting for you, and some armed-to-the-teeth-people to help you deal with big clumps of zombies. If you play UD, you're part of a big community. If you read this wiki, you're part of a slightly smaller community. And if join Ghetto Cow, you're part of an even smaller community! See, it's logical. Group effort is so much more effective. One person can't do everything. It took a group to make the nuclear bomb, a group started the civil rights movement, and a group made the zombie virus (as far as we know). We have rats AND scotch! No one can beat that!