Template:Ultimate

	THE ULTIMATE TEMPLATE
	This User doesn't really see how this is supposed to be the Ultimate temp- wait... I-I SEE THE... WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!?!?

"Template" by Amazing

(To the tune of "Tribute" by Tenacious D.)

This is the greatest and best page on the site... template.

Five years ago me and my harman Zod, here...

We was surfin' through... a cruel and loathesome wiki.

All of a sudden, there whined a whiny Bureaucrat... in the middle... of the wiki.

And he wrote:

"Create the best page on the site, or I'll ban your ass!" (Ass!)

Well me and Zod... we IM'd each other...

And we each sent... "lulz."

So we wrote the first page that came from our keys!

Just so happened to be...

The best page on the site, it was the best page on the site.

Look at my record and it's easy to see!

"Warn" and "warn" now bans, two or three sketchy,

It was insanity.

Once every hundred-thousand edits or so,

When Kevan doth rise and the results doth blow,

And the flames - cause - woe...

Needless to say, the Mod was pissed.

Cock-block went his banning hand,

And Amazing was dissed.

He asked us: "(wheeze) Be we SysOps?"

And we said, "Nay! You are but trolls."

SNAP!

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,

Ohhh, whoa, ah-whoa-oh!

This is not the greatest page on the site, no.

This is just a template!

They speedy-deleted the greatest page on the site - so - NO!

This is a template, ohhhh,

To the greatest page on the site, all right!

It was the greatest page on the site, All right!

It was the best bike-ridin' page - the greatest page on the site.

And the most miscombitrated thing is this, my friends:

The page we wrote on that fucked-up site...

It didn't actually read anything like this page!

This is just a template! Please vote to "KEEP" it!

And I wish they'd been fair! Just enough to be helpful!

Ah! Fuck! I'm not God, Goddamn it.

So perplexed you thought I'd sneak back in.

All right! All right!

Usage

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{{Ultimate}}