DANGER LIGHTFOOT today spoke out against the griefers who keep stealing his range of lovely frilly ladies underwear.
Lycheefoot, 62, went on record as saying he was furious that his knickers kept being pinched and that he would 'fist' the next 'shithouse' who 'laid' hands on his 'pants'.
Dangle Rightfoot, 82, has done 'bird' for bopping griefers in the past, and has a Rouge Gallery record 'as long as your arse'.
Dank Blighthut 14, is the Team Leader of the Knights Watchmen, a group of alleged people who work the BAR Deadbeat List incessantly, bringing a solid pasting to anyone foolhardy enough to get themselves on the list. They get on this list through injudicious use of such behaviours as GKing, PKing and coming round our 'Manor quoting such seditious works as the Rogue's Gallery. It is for this reason that Lightfood is given free Werther's Original by older people across the whole north east.