The Electric Light Torchestra/Promotions

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Merchandising and Promotion

If you like the ELT, see if you can join. Or just spread the word!

Here are some of slogans that would certainly look very nice in and on buildings or billboards throughout the suburb. Please do not over-spray important tags however (such as barricade policies, team messages, etc):

  • "Many hands make light work! (ELT)"
  • "The ELT - illuminating your junkyards since 2007."
  • "The ELT - refuelling everything since always."
  • "There's only light or wrong. The ELT."
  • "Be young, have fun, taste the ELT!"
  • "The ELT - doing the bright thing!"


Or "buy" our nifty merchandising stuff:

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Need more? Take our new 200L fuel can with you.

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With this swanky ELT gangsta gold chain respect on the street is cocksure.

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Our recently invented zombie light bomb will do the dirty work for you.

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Not for sale. Our giant neon sign used to shine respledent from the top of the Whitlock Building - our headquarters. However, we removed it when W.I.Z.A.R.D. (formerly known as W.A.R.) moved in with us. It is now secretly hidden somewhere in the basement and will be taken out on special occasions.

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The Badge of Honor

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The Badge of Honor for outstanding achievements in the fight for more light.

(Not for sale!) Awarded so far: Mobius187, Specialist290

Mobius187

  • revamping our wikipage
  • plenty of propaganda throughout the suburb


Specialist290

  • writing these awesome lyrics:

We Keep Them On
Tune of: ELO - Don't Bring Me Down

We're always running, keeping Malton online;
We've got the generators, we've got the time--
We keep 'em on: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah;
Oo-oo-ooh!
Remember tonight, that when you turn on the lights,
We keep 'em on!

We keep the power going all day long;
We don't cause trouble, don't do nothing wrong--
We keep 'em on: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah;
Oo-oo-ooh!
Remember tonight, that when you turn on the lights,
We keep 'em on!

We keep 'em on!
We keep 'em on!
We keep 'em on!
We keep 'em on...!

We've got a suburb that we keep alight,
We help survivors make it through the night--
We keep 'em on: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah;
Oo-oo-ooh!
Remember tonight, that when you turn on the lights,
We keep 'em on!

You want to join us, well then, you ought to know
That Dulston is the place where you should go--
We keep 'em on: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah;
Oo-oo-ooh!
Remember tonight, that when you turn on the lights,
We keep 'em on!

We keep 'em on!
We keep 'em on!
We keep 'em on!
We keep 'em on...!

We've got a job to do, we do it well,
And if you GK, man, that ain't too swell--
We keep 'em on: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah;
Oo-oo-ooh!
Remember tonight, that when you turn on the lights,
We keep 'em on!

*guitarliphone solo*

We'll keep on working, we ain't running away;
We're keeping Malton powered up every day--
We keep 'em on: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah;
Oo-oo-ooh!
Remember tonight, that when you turn on the lights,
We keep 'em on! (on, on, on, on, on, on on!)

Remember tonight, that when you turn on the lights,

We keep 'em on!