The Randoms/Charlie Squad

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The Randoms - Charlie Squad
Abbreviation:	We pity da foo who tries to abbreviate us!
Group Numbers:	13
Leadership:	Major Poke it with a Stick Staff Sergeant tenlo the monkey
Goals:	Protect the Orange Julius! Collect Recruit Monkeys! and offer help to the Citizens of Malton
Recruitment Policy:	Open to anyone who wants to join... especially monkeys!
Contact:	Post any comments and join requests on our Forum [1]. We're always up for a chat in our IRC, currently atabyte.irc.org, #randoms

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Charlie Squad

Charlie Squad is one of the main squad of The Randoms. Operating out of Charlie Sector (what?) and issuing forth from the SE corner of Buttonville.

Charlie was formed when the Randoms moved from the old division format to the current squad format and the first squad leader was ZaqWer. Other past squad leads include Kirmaster and possibly someone else. While this information is provided for your historical benefit, it is only remembered by a very few of The Randoms and their memories might not be very reliable. Besides, we're pretty sure that they have cooties anyway so always carry around a 10-foot pole in case you have to interact with them.

Charlie Squad has adopted the Solipsist world-view and we're pretty sure if there is such a thing as "history" that we created it from whole-cloth to fulfill some psychological need we had at the time.

The Great Malton Heist!

In June 2008 Charlie Squad played host to The Great Malton Heist! This great event attracted the most skilled Cat Burglars in Buttonville and Williamsville who gathered in Club Hunt to participate in the greatest museum heist known to Malton with the winner being crowned the Champion Cat Burglar!

The cat burglars set off to steal 6 unique pieces of artwork from museums all over Southern Malton:

   * 1 piece of famous Glassware.
   * 1 masterpiece Painting.
   * 1 exquisite Sculpture.
   * 1 ancient Skeleton. 
   * 1 rare Stuffed Animal.
   * 1 historic Tapestry.

     CHAMPION CAT BURGLAR! * GBald81
     RUNNER-UP CAT BURGLAR! * The Great Tatro 
   * monkeymanlives 
   * Billy McGoggenhammer
   * Ruan
   * Ailin Zhang 
   * lcplhicks
   * Carter Dane
   * Da Ninja
   * Rob43
   * Charlie Kingston
   * tenlo teokle aka tenlothemonkey
   * remembermylast
   * Zom' B Killer
   * Flaming Pie

The Orange Julius

The Orange Julius tours Charlie Sector from the safety of the pulp-mobile.

Charlie Squad has the singular honor of protecting the Orange Julius. It is a duty not taken lightly... except when it is taken lightly... then it is a duty taken lightly but only slightly so... then... well, you get the gist.

Great news! The Orange Julius is now available to The Randoms members formerly known as SEDS! Former SEDS members are welcome to redeem the coupon for the tasty beverage of their choice where all Orange Julius is dispensed! Yay for us!

As another historical footnote it is believed that the founder and leaseholder of record for the Orange Julius franchise location in Buckley Mall (the only Julius in greater metropolitan Malton) is listed, perhaps facetiously, as "Sh*t, not salmon again".

Monkeys!

Malton Monkey Sanctuary

In the early days of the year 2009, a certain nature loving Random decided it upon himself to create a home for our simian friends. He had noticed dozens of chimps and baboons wandering the streets of the Butt looking dazed and confused, eating cheese and drinking Julius from garbage cans, and decided they needed a saviour, a friend, a person with too much time on their hands. Such a person was found among the Charlie Squad of the Randoms.

So with nothing but a handful of rope and some tires, plus a lot of cheese, Tenlo began to create Malton's first Monkey Sanctuary in Wadley Bank. There was blood, there was sweat there was lots of tears at the flat pack instructions only written in Swiss. But finally it was finished. However there was still a problem with what to do with these apes in such a cruel world.

So taking an idea from Ruan's kitten army, he decided to train up these distant cousins of man into Malton's first Simian Guard. Once the basic principals of hand-to-hand combat and had been mastered and basic gun handling was passed. Tenlo released the 1st Chimp brigade onto the streets of the Butt to bring peace, Orange Julius and Cheese to the surrounding burbs. The results of this venture are still to be seen...

A chimp preparing for his first foray into the city

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