The Royal Malton Kilted Axemen
| The Royal Malton Kilted Axemen | |
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| Abbreviation: | TRMKA |
| Group Numbers: | So far, ten and growing |
| Leadership: | No leader, just a founder, Skullhunter |
| Goals: | Killing zombies and PKers... ...and looking damn cool doing it |
| Recruitment Policy: | Humans with axe and shotgun skills primarily |
| Contact: | Skullhunter on the Urban Dead BB |
Hey, you there! You look like the kind of person who appreciates the finer things in life; like a well-balanced fire axe or maybe a double-barrel 12-gauge Remington shotgun manufactured by the nice folks at their factory in Grand Rapids, Michigan. You seem like you'd get a kick out of wading into a crowd of the slavering undead, wildly swinging that fire axe with one hand while blasting away with that Remington and tossing out one-liners with a cocky grin on your face. But you know what'd REALLY make an impression? You know what would really get those zombies to stop and stare blankly (more than usual anyway) while you're engaging in your latest spree of wisecracking ass-kickery?
A kilt.
Now don't look at me like that. And no, it's not a skirt. It's a godsdamn KILT. The Scots kicked ass wearing these back in the day. Would you walk up to a guy hauling around a six foot claymore and tell him he was wearing a skirt? Hell no you wouldn't, not unless you like the idea of being cleaved in half like you were made out of popsicle sticks and jello. Plus these modern ones, they got pockets. Lots of pockets. For holding everything from shotgun shells to revivification syringes. You've got freedom of movement in a kilt that ya just don't get with pants, making it easier to boot zombies in the head or just run like hell when maybe you've attracted a little too much attention to yourself. So what are you waiting for? Step right up and get ready to get medieval on their asses! All you need is an axe and the skill to use it, a pair of shotguns to finish off those flak-jacketed smartass zombies and the guts to run around Malton among the walking dead wearing a unbifurcated garment.
The Royal Malton Kilted Axemen are a group of survivors dedicated to zombie destruction (or revivification) and hunting PKers. There are only a few requirements for membership. Prospective members must have the following skills: Basic Firearms Training, Shotgun Training, Hand-to-Hand Combat and Axe Proficiency. Other skills considered useful are Advanced Shotgun Training, Free Running, Construction and of course, Headshot. Prospective members must also own at least two shotguns and one fire axe; the fire axe is the primary combat weapon, shotguns are to be kept loaded plus have spare ammunition whenever possible and be used to finish an enemy once they've been reduced to ten hit points or less (slaying an enemy is to be immediately followed by a snappy one-liner). And lastly, each member MUST have it in their profile description that they are wearing a kilt, whether it's a traditional Scottish kilt or a modern one like those found at Utilikilts. All classes of survivors are welcome and no skills will disqualify them for membership; necrotechs, medics and scouts are always welcome as long as they can swing an axe and fire a shotgun with a reasonable level of skill, and they don't mind the occasional zombie saying "hHARA, HGhaHG hNMman'RZ ZMHAarARng a RZBGARrHG!"(Hey, that human's wearing a skirt!).
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