Talk:The Royal Malton Kilted Axemen

• I've asked on the forums, but I'll ask again here. Are the Kilted Axemen based out of any specific suburb? GreenSamurai 01:11, 16 Dec 2005 (GMT)

Justice Inc request, nay demand alliance!

Ho there! I'm a member of Justice Inc, and your group and mine are kindred spirits, born of the trees and the air and the blood of an arse kicked. When I think about what I just said, I realise that blood would probably leak from the anus of the kicked arse... oh well. If you read our wiki page, you'll see just how similar in awesomeness we are. We even use one liners, such as, "Eat Justice zombie scum" and "Justice is blind, but you're dead." Kilts and cool are synonomous. Join us in slayage! Rip purr 03:57, 2 April 2006 (BST)

Alliance?

Hi i'm Kiddznitch of the Edgecombe Families I was wondering if you facy'd joining me and my fellow scots in Edgecombe... we'll put on our kilt's and fight with you if you want to come visit.

Check out Scottish Alliance i am attempting to network all scots in MaltonKiddy 19:59, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Looking for a pipe band?

If your band of battling bastards requires some bagpipery to put some swagger in your step, or to fire you up before entering the breach, just let the City of Malton Pipes and Drums know.--Cmpd 13:04, 27 July 2007 (BST)

Group Discount on Kilts

A fine group you have here. Just want you to know that your whole group is entitled to kilts at half price at The Kilt Store in the SW corner of Nichols Mall in Stanbury Village. We have the finest kilts anywhere, much less in a sequestered siege city, and carry both traditional and modern styles in a variety of tartans. Parking is free. -- Kilt Store Owner 15 August, 2007.