Turban Dead

Turban Dead
Abbreviation:	TurD
Group Numbers:	19
Leadership:	Wassive Mankerh
Goals:	Killing zombies (tho we're a bit careless sometimes and mistake non-descripts for zeds - an easy but unimportant mistake to make)
Recruitment Policy:	Open to anyone who thinks characters should have descriptions
Contact:	none

We back... get yer description sortededed

Do yourself a favour... get a description or the Turban Dead'll twat ya!

Some people think we're a PKer group but that's just not true. To our weary eyes nondescript survivors look a lot like zombies. So take a moment to spruce yourself up and avoid accidental death from Turban Dead.

Survivors we mistook for zombies

On PK-day, 6/6/6 we accidentally shot these non-descript survivors:

• Teddie Bear
• xray222
• Scratch0001
• Gunnerjag
• old painless
• glurppy
• happynegro
• Shawndead
• Jackbot
• Gotchya
• Bentanga
• Green Banana
• Celi
• GargleButt
• GooseMe
• TDiggity
• Visigoth
• Gribbs
• and I made Eeyore lame..

Very sorry about that.

And Spacecake killed AW S-something in Caiger because he got excited just a few seconds before midnight. My bad :)

Tagging

We try and publicise our cause by spray painting the following:

• No description=zombie spy! Turban Dead kills 'em!
• Turban dead: shooting non-descripts since 2006
• Group Turban dead shoot non-descripts. So should U
• Get a description or we'll shoot you!--Turban Dead
• Nondescripts are zombie spies! Turban Dead kill em
• Non-descripts are zombie spies! Kill on sight!
• "Appearance" is the word, or "death" is the motion
• Hey man you look like a nobody to me! -Turban Dead
• You have no personality? You're dead. -Turban Dead
• We of Turban Dead kill you of no description.
• Appearance or death? Your choice.... Turban Dead
• Friend or foe? What's your appearance? Turban Dead
• Under friendly fire? Get an apperance. Turban Dead
• Whose side do you appear to be on? Turban Dead
• Turban Dead on your case? Get a personality!
• Stand and deliver, appearance or life. Turban Dead
• ITS A GAME! Get an appearance or else! Turban Dead
• Eek! Run or Tuban Dead will find the nobodys
• Whazup! i is hangin wid a nobody n i's Turban Dead
• Polar bears are cute, nobodys are not. Turban Dead
• Run for your life! Or Turban Dead will get ya.
• Personality assessment? You failed. Turban Dead
• Its all about it appearance man! Turban Dead

Enemies of Turban Dead

Players who've PKed friends of or members of Turban Dead:

• TheAleph (id:406416) 'TheAleph said "By order of the Philosophe Knights, all inhabitants of Richmond Hills must die. There are only two safe locations in this suburb. Further information about these safe areas can be found here; http://philosopheknights.org/forum ."'
• forsaken101 (id:481149) asked for healing then knocked me from 60 to 11HP!
• Ars Poetica (id: 448309)
• MaDoc (id: 382204) (minor offence)
• Tito Pulo (id: 407961)
• Casio Querea (id: 380779)
• Brendoshi (id: 445127)
• Deadliner
• Demosthenes72 (id: 384191)
• ROKFD blorth (id: 76350)
• rhubarb (id: 2506)
• Morton Salt (id: 245972)