User:AmIDead

For Malton:

Let me guess, one moment you were sitting there, having some tea, and the next minute you were dead. Killed by me no doubt so you did a search. Respect the buggy or die......I have nothing interesting to say at the moment, but check back later.

Member of the Amish Liberation Front

For Monroeville:

OMFG WHAT THE HELL???? DEAD PEOPLE ARE EATING MY CORN......NO....WAIT.....THEY ARE COMING AFTER ME BECAUSE I AM IN THE CORN......makes sense I guess, I always knew my corn was good, but not THAT good......

Now, in Monroeville, AmIDead is a happy little farmer that was working in his corn fields when the zombies came to attack. He had heard about this from his brothers and cousins in Malton, but always chalked it up to the insanity and shear madness of that group. Those Malton Amish are just not right in the head. AmIDead, being a true Amish man from Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, came to the aid of his fellow man. His group helped to beat the hordes in to submission, and drove them completely out of the area, except for Monroeville. Though it looked like they would free that city as well, sometime during the battle, the military closed off the borders, trapping us with many others.

So now that the city cannot be won by conventional means, AmIDead will do what ever is necessary to ensure as much as the human population lives as possible.