User:Amber Waves of Pain/Alts/Saint Gambi

Saint Gambi

"Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn." - Gore Vidal

Gambi is my real life nickname of...20 years now. She's my alter ego and, for the most part, my online presence.

The one and only.
The original blog.
Come say hey!

Patronage

Subgenius minister and a Discordian Saint. Beatified by Pope Yeti. Patron Saint of Bots in Religious chat rooms and as close to the living embodiment of Barhah as you'll get, the only exception being The Pirate LeChuck, whom she hunts with regularly.

History

She woke up about two years ago after I finally remembered her password. I started playing her regularly after testing a few of the new weapon changes in 2008.

• Logged in, dead.
• Got a revive, infected.
• Landed in KyIe The Feared's safehouse at 13HP.
• Pleaded for mercy, fled like a bitch.
• Tested Rev's theory about flare+fuel combo.
• Skilled up dirt napping at Perryn, then shooting cool nYou in Buckley.
• Joined The Saints.
• Became the only Subgenius Bounty Hunter in Malton.
• Became a friend of the Butthole Surfers.
• Pissed off FAWSTAR.
• Pissed off Gumby the Impaler.
• Pissed off LoD.
• Pissed off the Gore Corps.
• Pissed off FoD.
• Pissed off Finis.
• Became an unofficial friend of the Philosophe Knights.
• Participated in GTA: DARISbank with ZHU, the PKnights and the PKA.
• Hung around the North West, picking off the prudence fakes and finis alts for...about seven months.
• Became a friend of the Gore Corps.
• Became a friend of LoD.
• Burned all my bridges with The Saints with Fire and Slack after discovering that three of them were zerging and that two thirds of the leadership ("council") at the time was going to try and force policy through that would prevent members from sharing info gathered with their Saints character with the zerg list. Reported it to the zerg list before the policy went through. Two are now perma-zergs.
• Pissed off Cisco Kitty for reporting her cyber buddies to the liste.
• Around X-Mas '09 started my own group. With blackjack. And Hookers.
• Won an MMA.
• Racked up enough nabs to become one of the most prolific zerg hunters in Malton.
• Pissed off a bunch of zergs and zerg sympathizers since.

Haters and Imitators

These are some of my impersonators that ZHU and various other friends have found:

Saint' Gambi id=1477658

a finis alt. Discovered by a friend whilest I was zerg hunting in DARISbank.

Saint Giambi id=1670645

likely a finis alt.

Sainte Gambi id=1684255

Dunno about this one. Someone said they saw it working with TZH.

Gambi Smebbi Pubbi id=1712878

This last one's pretty funny because, as you can see from my brief history there, clearly I AM HELPING KEVAN and not playing the game for my own personal slack. From all reports it sits around DARISbank doing fuck all so, no idea who owns it. Some butthurt zerg probably.

Kindly be careful not to click any links in the impostor profiles as they usually lead to hax/script kiddie crap.

My own profile link currently leads to special xmas message on youtube.

There are others impersonating my other characters, but this page is only about Saint Gambi so, I'll put them all on a separate page or some crap.

Internet Hate Machine

I tend to "role play" as a Subgenius holy roller when I'm bounty hunting and that can get under people's skin. But Saint Gambi is mostly just a zerg hunter these days. I'm not anti-PKer. That'd be fucking stupid considering that Bounty Hunters are really just PKers with a badge. I'm also not even slightly pro-survivor.

I don't kill zombies. I don't have headshot and will never buy it considering that it's really the only griefer specific skill in game.

I don't kill honest PKers while there are zergs around. I would appreciate it if those same honest PKers, Death Cultists and zombies did me the same courtesy. That's merely a request. Zombies must eat, PKers must murder, you've got to kill your friends, I was on 4HP, etc. And I'm comfortable playing as a zombie when I need to. I don't mind getting shot up by PKers, it's probably the only reason I started Bounty Hunting in the first place, but don't expect much of a response if you've got nothing interesting to say for yourself. You may as well be a zombie and enjoy being off the RG if all you're gonna do is kill me. You're just wasting your AP searching the gun store otherwise.

I'm labeled as a griefer because I tend to kill cheats a lot. These cheats get upset, throw tantrums, call me all sorts of colourful names and toss around pathetic, obscene threats. But I'll tell you now: If I killed you, you had it coming. Suck it up, grow a fucking set and get right and you'll never have to see me again.

You'll either love me or hate me. I don't give a fuck either way, you're still thinking about me.

	With Blackjack & Hookers
	Saint Gambi is the Queen of Spades of WBJAH.

	Church of the SubGenius
	Saint Gambi has paid membership dues to the Church of the SubGenius and is among the saved. Praise "Bob."

	PatrioPsychotic AnarchoMaterialism
	This user or group is PatrioPsychotic AnarchoMaterialist and knows this Party and its philosophy are supreme.