User:Barbie Jessica

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Barbie Jessica

DOB: 4/1/1981

Kills: At least 30, but you can't expect a super pretty girl like me to keep track of such things.

Group: The Ninja Fighter Pilots With Guns



Hi! I'm Barbie Jessica! *winks* I'm just trying to find a place in this crazy zombed out town. A place that sells Dollhouse shoes for less!!! omfg N-E-Way... I like hanging out with my stud muffin b-friend Billy McGoggenhammer. Here's a link to his deal or whatever: [[1]]. I also chat up my bff Lillie Knox on the regular because she's got kick@$$ style. Here's a link to her pagey thing: [[2]]


I was way cool and popular at my school and now that my school friends are dead I am still popular, but I can't chill with them anymore because they got all bitey and I was way grossed out. Also, their hair is bad now. EWWWWW! Except Lillie and Billy (wow! those rhyme! Hehehe) didn't get dead and their hair is good and we kill undead monkeys sometimes. Not monkeys like Curious George, he's way cute. I just like calling zombies monkeys sometimes because monkeys are nicer and not scary to me!


I hope you like my page because if you do you're really hot and sweet!

xoxoxo