User:BubblegumReaper
| Five Guys ... And a Zombie | |
| Abbreviation: | 5GAZ |
| Group Numbers: | five guys ... and a zombie |
| Leadership: | democracy |
| Goals: | Deliver hot death at quality prices. |
| Recruitment Policy: | All spots currently filled, thank you for applying. |
| Contact: | Call your local Five Guys... And a Zombie |
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WARNING! |
| This guy knows how to lay the smack down. |
A message is written on the wall in crusty dried blood.
They say the weight of a man's worth is the sum total of his actions in life, when they weigh me they'll have to dig a tenth level of hell.
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Death Cultist |
| If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. |
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Oh yea? Well Fuck you! |
| This User knows many creative and unique comebacks. |
Another message is scrawled in crusty blood on the wall.
Men are driven to kill men for many reasons, desperation, hunger, fear, revenge, madness, even just a need to kill. What are my reasons? I just think killing things is fricking hilarious.
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No Honor Among Thieves |
| This user or group believes there is no such thing as honor among thieves. There is only the client and the target. Whether the target is a innocent survivor, bounty hunter, or criminal in the end they're all as good as dead when it comes to fulfilling the contract. Honor? There is no place in Malton for that nonsense. |
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I eat Children |
| This user supports the eating of Children |
Another message appears to have been smeared in gore on the wall.
I'm not saying I support cannibalism, but I'm not saying I don't either.
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ZERG RUSH!!! KEKEKEKEKE |
| This user or group zergs. |
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World Domination |
| This user has plans for world domination. |
Another message is plastered in crimson below on the wall.
Happy 4:20, Let's smoke a joint before I kill you.
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I'm Smarter |
| This user promises you he is smarter than you. |
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Player Killer |
| "One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."
This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing. |
Yet another message seems to be scribed on the wall in blood.
I'm not racist, far from it, I kill everything without prejudice.
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Zombie Killer |
| When this user is a Zombie they are Survivor friendly and will only attack Zombies. |
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Big Shiny Medal |
| The Bubblegum Pop Reaper has given Himself a big shiny medal for the self proclaimed title King of the Psychopaths.. |
A final message has been blotted out in freshly drawn blood.
Yes, you all gonna die...
signed with all his love,
The Bubblegum Pop Reaper
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Genuine Murderer |
| "PKers don't sip tea with DEM by day and frag them with a happy little laugh by night. We kick their asses, take their names, and promise them more in return if they give us any further shit. We're not here to be nice guys who are a thorn in the side of the establishment." -Headless Gunner |
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Violence is quicker |
| Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker. |
A pile of maimed parts and heads of zombies and survivors lies at the base of the wall, along with a bloody straight-jacket and a cardboard sign reading thank you, come again.
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... Wha? |
| This user just doesn't care. |
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PK Count |
| The Bubblegum Pop Reaper has PKed 36 people. |
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ZK Count |
| The Bubblegum Pop Reaper has ZKed 42 fellow zombies. |
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Report Me! |
| This user is an evil PKer. To punish me: report my kills on the Rogues Gallery! |
