User:Dogma666

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Dogma666
Starting Occupation: Security & bmx
Group Membership: The Malton Zookeepers
Goals: To axe, or not to axe..
Username: Lee
More details: Urban Dead profile


Presenting:

The one, the only....


Dogma666


Fireaxe.jpg Fire Fighter
This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe.

Character Information

A proud member of

The Malton Zookeepers.


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Bio

Once a fanatical member of the local fire services

known for his drunken heroics* and a skill with an axe

not seen since the dwarves of discworld.


Newfireaxe.jpg Axe Crazy
This user has an axe. Do not cross them.


Whilst being cared for by his good friend The_Smurfinator

in St. Pius's Church waiting for a revive,

he was told about The Malton Zookeepers group who they duly joined

in companionship - making new friends, recieving training and

in Dogmas case, finding a new kettle!

Although now a member of the security team in the zoo,

his restless nature takes him all over Malton, sometimes with The_Smurfinator

stocking up on jager (or as The_Smurfinator prefers, JD) and FAKs

looking for those in need of assistance or just a good old fashioned knees up in a mall.



Always armed with his trusty, slightly blood stained and rusty axe,

his bottle of never ending jagermeister** and a sarcastic grin,

this pale looking chirpy chappy is always up for a laugh,

a discussion on his new hair colour or length of his roots

and a good session on his bmx

(where he pulled that from is anyones guess?)

grinding anything from ledges to zeds.


Not really known for his reading he still manages to be a mine of useless information***

and quite probably would have been the king of pub quizzes

had this curse not afflicted mankind, but as he was told as a child -

there's always more to learn than there is to teach.

Don't get your hopes up though, he's not that deep!


Thinkingmonkey.jpg Friend Of The Zoo
The Thinking Monkey brings luck to friends of the Malton City Zoo!
Kmt.gif KEEP MALTON TIDY
Please use the receptacles provided.
Mpd.png Report PKers!
Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. (Dead Link)


Appearance

He now roams the post apocolyptical wastelands of Malton,

his brightly coloured mohican swaying in the wind,

dressed in a mix of combats, dirty cyberdog teeshirt

and an old pvc trenchcoat singing along to his mp3 player

as loudly as possible (and mostly out of tune too!).


I'm Raving, I'm Raving... Night Ravers
{{{name}}} is dedicated to Raving in the clubs of Malton
Hammer.jpg
Du Nu Nu Nu...
Dogma666 can touch this.
CryingZombie.jpg Zombie Sympathizer
This user or group doesn't think that zombies should be shot just because they are different from us.




  • 1 - Saving 3 dogs and a parrot from a burning building by drinking enough beer to urinate the fire out!
  • 2 - Some said it's not Jager.. They're dead now.
  • 3 - Who else would know what the effect of household bleach would have on a bar of soap mixed with tobacco ingested by a zed was??



Noose.jpg The Ropes
This user thinks we should show KotTotS the ropes.


"Either kill me or take me as I am,

because I'll be damned if I ever change..."

De Sade