User:Ethelred IV

Ethelred The Fourth

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=710518

Biography

Ethelred was just beginning to recover from a tragic mental illness that caused him to think that he was from sometime in the 8th century, naming himself Ethelred IV. However, his co-workers decided that since he wasn't a threat to himself or others, he was still an effective firefighter as long as he wasn't allowed to drive. The Zombie outbreak occurred just as he was beginning to recover and sent him full-bore into Dark Ages madness. He wanders the streets in search of the "felle zombyes" to slay them with his axe.

Discovery by Ghetto Cow

Ethelred had been wandering the streets for weeks, filthy and spattered in blood from various zombies. The members of Ghetto Cow discovered him, told him where to go and what to do. After a disastrous early training session with firearms, they discovered that plying him with scotch was a good way to control his fear. Since then, he mastered the "steel wand."

Activities

Currently in West Becktown, after having fought at the various Malls, and recognized Mall Defense for the waste of time that it is.

	Fire Fighter
	This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe.

	Axe Crazy
	This user has an axe. Do not cross them.

	Report PKers!
	Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. (Dead Link)

	Proud To Be Alive
	This user is a survivor and proud of it.

	Fertilize the Land Policy
	This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost!

	Suck the Cow!
	In the grim darkness of Malton there is only war. And rats.