User:Fluffy Shark/Stupid
You shout aloud,"EAT ME!" You cannot see this text... for some odd reason. Even though you can see it perfectly...
The shark advances and in one swift movement, he/she/it (you really can't tell) ties you up. He/she/it fishes a cooking pan and a stove from ...err... somewhere. Despite your frantic and valiant efforts to release yourself, you are met with catsup or ketchup (you really can't tell for some peculiar reason). You scream in delight as, for another odd reason, you taste yourself. Both of you gobble you up and you stand up in triumph as you take the last bite! (Do not worry, dear user, your achievements have been recorded in the 'World Guinness Sticky Pad of Impossible Accomplishments' which, unfortunately, rests in your... stomach? ...)
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