User:Flustered Fred

Just a cop who got bit by this weirdo, and felt kinda funny for a while. The next thing you know...
Currently recruiting new members for the Flustered Brethren, Fred's out trying to take out Zeds as much as possible. He's a 24-year-old Malton cop who was on the fast track to sergeant until that oh-so-strange day near Treweeke Mall. He's been all over town since, but as he was dead much of that time, it's all a blur now.
Having decided to stay alive, Fred's got some buddies from work, who jumped on the bandwagon and adopted similar names:
Flustered Forrest;
Flustered Frank;
Ass In A Box;
Bob Dylan Sucks (formerly Flustered Ferris);
AllUpToMe;
Pun Gee Stick;
Buster K McNugget;
Phil Collen (formerly Flustered Phil):
and Elnish Arundel.
Apparently, a couple of the guys who used to go by "Flustered..." decided to make fun of rock-n-rollers instead. Please note that I do NOT think Bob Dylan sucks, just so you know.

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