User:Hamboobs

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Hamboobs
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Joined: 5 seconds after he raped Terri Schiavo
Character class: Firefighter
Current Level: 9
Favorite equipment: My pulsating piece of man meat
Character profile: Hamboobs
Current status: No longer incarcerated
Group: SHIT
Current Rank: He is pretty rank, isn't he?

A member of the Shombie Hazard Investigation Team and former award winning firefighter/convicted paedophile of Roftwood. Hamboobs has two sons, Sexy Son of Hamboob and another one that he forgot to abort.

Hamboobs was excellent friends with the Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, until he inadvertedly insulted him when he admitted to wanking off to the Iranian flag several times a day, his biggest regret.