User:Knife Wound
My first account was Knife Wound but I got locked out. (More info available here) My current in-game name is New dude. I have recently started playing as a firefighter. I was previously a SoC member, but I got locked out of the account that was connected to SoC. I have resumbmitted my forms to SoC. I am currently a zombie traveling across Malton to Darvall Heights. I spawned across the map at Whittenside originally, but I got zombified and wanted to get revived. I went to the nearest revive point I could find (Penny Heights) and searched for stuff in Lumber Mall. Upon entering, the place was extremely heavily barricaded. Once I stocked up on items for my long trip, I started walking. I decided to return to my now safehouse to stock up some more, but realized I could not re-enter. I saw some zombies outside the mall, and hit them with my fireaxe a few times. I then moved only one block west (thinking for some reson I would be safe) and logged out. When I logged back in I found out I had died. I decided not to revive, because zombies can't die (although having Lurching Gait would be nice) and am now traveling across Malton. (you are welcome for my whole life story).
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Soldiers of Crossman |
New dude is a proud member of the Soldiers of Crossman. |
Visited Lumber Mall |
This user has visited Lumber Mall. |
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Lumber Mall |
New dude has visited Lumber Mall and found almost everything he owns there. |
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DOOM |
Remember to tell your grandkids to put a rocket launcher in your coffin. If you go to Hell when you die, you’ll need it for some final cleaning-up. |
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Sorry, what was that first part again? |
New dude has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything. |
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Bandwagon |
This user has jumped on the template bandwagon. |
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AXE ASSASSIN |
This user started off in the civilian class as a Firefighter with a fire axe and radio, and axe-handling training. |
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Axe Crazy |
This user has an axe. Do not cross them. |
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Fire Fighter |
This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe. |
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ASSHOLE |
This person is a sadistic motherfucker, just like the guy who tricked this fat kid into wearing that shirt. |
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I'm NorMaL !?. |
This user has taken a step off the deep end at this time. |
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Firing Squad |
This user thinks we should just shoot cute things and get it over with. |
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No Life |
This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and add templates to his page. |
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Obsession |
New dude spends way too much time online, and needs to go to sleep (check his history). |
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Gramear |
This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki. |
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Full of Crap |
New dude thinks that crap is full of crap. |
I'm dancin' on ur grav! | |
This user is dancin' on the grave of Pathetic Bill. |
Death Count | |
New dude has died 5 times. |