User:Lucy Daniels/Sandbox

Why yes, I *did* steal this awesome code from Aichon's awesome page. No worries -- I'm going to ask him before I put it anywhere worthwhile. :)

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Urban Dead

Alt user Aichon has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.

Wiki

Don't Take It Personally Aichon isn't crushed by criticism directed at him. It's all cool.

Always Recruiting!

Want to put the fun back into the zombie apocalypse?
New to Malton? Want some mentoring to help you learn the ropes?
Interested in a group with roles available for all levels of commitment to the game? Looking for challenges above and beyond maxing out at level 43? Are you interested in making Urban Dead more than just a game you play for 5 minutes a day?

JOIN THE FORTRESS NOW!!!

But don't just take our word that you should join, read about some of our happy recruits...

Battalion Ranger Jensonson: "My life is the Fortress. I was but a level one nobody before my lifestyle changed. Look at me now. I can find great bargains at shopping malls and my spray cans last longer." Assault Officer Fet: "I never turn down a complimentary cup of tea." Conflict Trooper Shedd: "Life with the Fortress is great. The days are exciting and you can sleep safe at night; though all the talk of cheese is a bit weird."

What is the Fortress?

In July 2005 a secret government outfit, known only as The Body, raided the home of Lord Pitman in Quarlesbank. The result was an unspeakable tragedy. Hordes of mutated zombie corpses swarmed the shocked investigation team. The Head fell first, and The Legs tried to escape but tripped over The Feet. The Ears couldn't believe his eyes, but The Eyes had heard them coming and ran. The zombies feasted eagerly upon their screaming victims. Pitman was given The Finger by his minions and The Nads was painfully crushed by an eye-watering blow.

Of the fifty man team that had entered Pitman Mansion, only two survived. The Ears and The Eyes fled in separate directions in an attempt to escape the madness. However the disease had spread and they soon found that Malton had been quarantined, trapping them inside, alone and helpless.

Eventually the Ears and the Eyes were reunited by a newcomer to Malton; a mysterious stranger who had sneaked through the military quarantine units bordering the City. He claimed to be the new Head and they believed him. They formed an alliance and planned to build Five Fortresses - strongholds of protection and command. Malton needed to be cleared of the zombie infestation and innocents needed to be saved. The incredible Story of the Fortress had begun.

What Can the Fortress Do for You?

Ally with the Fortress

Helping all survivors everywhere

The Fortress forms many alliances with other pro-survivor groups. We welcome communication with anyone loyal to our cause. If you want to ally with The Fortress, investigate our Chain of Allies.

The Fortress - For Hire! If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find us, maybe you can hire The Fortress.

We investigate pleas from any survivor group or player in need, and have combat teams prepared to deal with anything that Malton's worst can throw at them. If you want to hire The Fortress, send a detailed email request to FortressApplicant@live.com

We Support

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	No Random Revives Supporter
	This User or Group supports the No Random Revive Policy by utilizing Revivification Request tools.

	PK Reporting
	This User or Group supports PK Reporting. Don't let Player Killers get away with murder. Report them on the Rogues Gallery.