User:Mitchy/Mitch Mustang

Mitch's Place

Hey, how you doin? Welcome to my place. Sorry it's such a mess, but I just moved in you know.

Oh, sorry, take a load off and have a seat. Kick your shoes off if you want, just watch out for the nails and broken glass.

Can I get you something to drink? Soda? Beer? how about a Crown n Coke? Sorry, no ice yet but I'm work'n on it.

	Malton Police Department
	Mitch Mustang is a member of the MPD.

Well as you can see I'm a cop. Sorry if you don't like cops, but I couldn't just sit on my butt all day. Needed something to keep me busy during my, oh so temporary, stay here. Heck, I think my green card expired a long time ago. But between you and me, I just joined for those hotties dressed in those tight blues. Man, have you seen some of them? I'm surprised that everyone's not sign'n up to join the force, you know what I mean? - Y generation? Yo dog, five-oh is where it's at yo. Check it! Out.

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Information

Status: Alive, well for now. Does a drunken stupor count as alive?

Location: If I'm not here, you can find me at the MPD Waterhole.

Real Name: Mitch Mustang, duh!

Rank: A dashing young Constable, with lots of stamina...

Ribbons

No Photo Available - Slacker Ribbon -- Well I haven't gotten around to creating it yet but the citation reads:

Officer Mustang is hereby recognized for his duty and devotion to doing as little as possible. By spending as much time as possible at the unofficial department bar and grill, he has saved countless survivors from accidental shootings and dismemberments. His lack of attention to detail has saved countless man hours by not having to process reports as well as helping the department budget by not using the forms needed to file said reports.

No Photo Available (see above citation) - Unbecoming an Officer Ribbon

Officer Mustang is hereby recognized for his generally being a smartass toward his superior officers. His lack of respect and failure to address those officers in the proper manner has therefore earned him this award.

Supported Policies

	The Malton Waterhole
	I drink in the Waterhole