User:Private Jedidiah

So a couple months ago, i had an "interview", sooooo, i just decided to post it here cause i'm quite bored right now.

So, how's life in Malton

• facepalm*

Is that a question? because i think you know bloody well how life is SHITTY I don't know anyone else, ANYONE ELSE, WHO HAS TO SIT AROUND BLOWING THE SHIT OUT OF PKERS AND ZOMBIES WHILE RUNNING HIS ASS OFF. *lights pipe* Well, except other survivors....

Ummm, sir, we don't allow smoking. It'll attract zombies.

Zombies my ass...I'll blow them away if it attracts them.

So, how did you end up in Malton

• takes pipe out of mouth* I was on a battleship going back to a port near Malton, Zombies decided to take us out..no, not on a fucking date..anyways, the zombies decided to try and kill, maim, or just beat the shit out of us. I was in my cabin at the time. Y'know, I was in an engineer. We just came into port when Jake was yelling about some weird dudes climbin' the sides of the ship. I walked out and saw someone get pulled over by one of them. I took out a wrench and began clubbing them off the sides, into that nice little ocean. Anyways, they got onboard and killed most of us. The only ones left were Jake, Scott, and Me.

And i assume you got to Malton, but why?

Hell, i was from Ruddlebank, was the bartender at Lawson arms for a year, then joined the army for 2 years, came back. And boy, what a welcoming comittee.

So what happened after you got off the ship?

Eh, Scott died. Jake and me wandered for a whiles, i don't know how long, blowing away zombies. But then, them zombie got 'im too. I managed to get to Lockettside before finding the 82nd. I've been in it for two or 3 years. And here I am.

How did yo-

Shut up and let me smoke and drink beer, i'm bored of this.

Whatchamacallits....

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	Jed supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	I'm from the 82nd!
	This user is from the 82nd Airborne Division

	Awesome
	This user/group is awesome!

	Well!
	Jed certainly didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition!

	Pizza!
	This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.

	Killer Whales
	Jed thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.

	WARNING!
	Jed knows how to lay the smack down.

	In English Next Time
	ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

	...badger, badger, badger, badger...
	Jed is of the opinion that badgers rock.