User:Sarah Silverman/HHNF Archive
The Hell Hath No Fury Tour is OVER
Watch this space for new formatting, but Jimmy and I have agreed to detente, and the LNTVC rides again. I will return to updating THAT page when exciting events transpire.
Thank everyone who supported me in this campaign, and I do think we taught ol' Jimmy a lesson.
And lots of people died. Yay!
HHNF Tour Kill list
Today's Fury -- August 18th, 2008
Did that feel good today Ryan Quicksilver? I hope so - I've passed you by not less than 30 times since the last time I killed you- as with the exception of the Zoomster, I really don't go for griefing individuals too much unless they're part of a specific campaign I'm running, but your visit to my sleeping place today sure reminded me that you exist. So stupid, really - that one moment of "HA! GOT YOU BITCH" for multiple inevitable deaths. Maybe we'll call this "Ryan Quicksilver Week." See ya soon, and often!
So I guess Zoomy is really out. No word on that front since last week at all, and they bounced me from their forum. No word from the other Valkalumni either, so I guess that fun isn't really going to materialize. Just cows mooing in the field.
I hit my 150th recorded kill this weekend, and it was DariusAPB! I was sure I'd killed him before, and maybe I have, but I have no record of doing so. I actually had to go back and search for his UD id because I hadn't grabbed it I was so sure it'd be on my lists. I think it was a fairly fitting choice for my 150th kill of record - he's the trenchiest of the old St. Alex clan. That's now over 150 of you for sure that have woke up having been kiss-kissed! What an elite and special club you belong to!
The weekend saw a few kills, so (but not enough) reloading, and my usual mellow easy going less frenetic psychopathic killing.
Oh, it's so very fun to be me! Kiss kiss!
August 15th, 2008
So after all my excitement yesterday at the return of the Zoomster, I think it’s not meant to be. After cowardly dashing up to me and slapping my face in challenge with her rhinestone studded left glove, she scampered over the wall and has once again escaped the quarantine.
Zoomy let her fellow former Valks know that she doesn’t have the energy. Then she kind of oozed away.
So I ask you this Dragon Fang, Blitzombie, Harman Harman, John Ramirez, Nurse Southwesty, and Deteno 2 – do you guys have what it takes to secure St. Alexander’s from the likes of me? Can you rebuild your ranks and provide a credible challenge to my minions of evil?
Can ya?
Today, not so much. DragonFang, Blitz and Zhiloo all bit the dust thanks to yours truly.
I want a movement. Can we start a movement guys? A Rumble? Genocide in the ‘side? Or is it going to be more Slaughterhouse Lockettside?
2585
August 14th, 2008
Well, well, well. WELL! Avid fans of this page will note that my talk page received a visitor yesterday named Illusionist. At first, I thought it was your run of the mill “I’m gonna git you sucka!” trench coater, and responded accordingly.
Then it dawned on me – no, this was no ordinary visitor, this was SHE WHO MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY! This was the Sultana of Socks! The Zorilla of Zergs! The ersatz peacenik Izumi Orimoto!
After my break this spring, I was truly saddened to see that the Lockettside Valkyries had pretty much gone the way of the dodo. It was their judgmental nonsense and false accusations that led me down the path I gleefully skip today. We in the Late Night TV Crue so enjoyed pointing out their hypocrisies and idiocies last year, it felt like Malton was missing something not having a bunch of self righteous fools to shoot at.
Even some of their membership seemed to miss us. You can see to this day where Dragon Fang begs me to return and liven up the Hospital a bit on my talk page archive. So even though I kicked off the Hell Hath No Fury Tour from St. Alexander’s Hospital, it still seemed hollow.
No more! Zoomy’s back and she’s vowed revenge and retribution! I’m gonna have to get the band back together I think. I’ve turned on the broadcast signal, and it’s LNTVC Assemble! Enormous Baby can you hear me? Come home to momma! Time to spank the bad lady again!
Even better, some kind soul gave me access to the quasi-defunct Valkyrie forum. I’m talking FULL access. I had the time of my life reading all about their attempts to foil our efforts last year. It reads like a “What not to do” manual. They have a thread picking an anthem (I suggested Beck’s “Loser” because “I’m a loser baby, so why don’tcha kill me…” is perfectly appropriate), and they have a credo that claims that they “Never, ever, revenge kill.” Ha! I sure have died a lot of times at the hands of a group that never revenge kills – and hey- didn’t someone post on my talk page yesterday pretty much promising to revenge kill me? So perfect! So choice!
So, it’s on. On like teenage boys on the first girl to develop breasts. Today I waltzed into St. A’s and killed the Zoomster. Boom! One down, a brazillion to go.
Jimmy who?
August 12th & 13th, 2008
So, a couple of down days for me. I might have killed someone yesterday? I can't remember. I know I TRIED to kill Zoomy, but dag nab it I ran out of ammo, then ran out of strength trying to find more ammo, and whelp, the zergalicious one slipped through my fingers with a mere 4 HP left.
If anyone has any doubt that she's still at her zergtastic ways, Stephen Colbert reported that Rika Nonaka killed him the other day in Lockettside. So, nice Zoomy. At least some things never change.
So today I reloaded, and now I'm resting. I'll be back at it tomorrow or the next day.
Until then - kill Jimmy for me if you see him! I hear he's spending a lot of time on the ground these days - so THANKS SW Malton!!
Kiss kiss!
August 11th, 2008
So, I had a fairly down weekend. I did manage to kill four folks, but it was mostly the show up, shoot and leave variety. It was joyless and routine.
Today was better, I killed three saps in and around N. Blytheville, and got to say some pithy things:
First guy was molotovtails:
"Hi molotovtails! You smell like gas and butt. Kiss kiss!"
Second was Marcus Bourne:
"Marcus, you are definitely Jason's less attractive brother. Kiss kiss!" to the fifty people nearest to you.
Third was Yagonan:
"Oh Yagonan - you know what Yag spelled backwards is, right?"
Oh the hilarity! OK, the mild bemusement, but it was fun! I think it's time to head back down to St. Alex and see how they're doing without me, so I'll probably start heading that way, assuming no bounty hunters find me.
Kiss kiss!
Today's Fury - August 6th, 2008
Another three-fer day! Man! There are a lot of bounty hunters hanging around the SW right now. I ran across Nicholas Risto - a SAINT of all things. This group seems to be pretty good at self-promotion, if nothing else. I don't really know much about them, honestly. So I asked Nicholas:
You say: "Do Jewish girls go to hell for killing Saints?"
I doubt it, but you never know. I may have to ask some kind of scholar or something. I worry because if Jesus is magic, he probably doles out some of his extra magic to the guys he picks to be his Saints. Not any of the good stuff mind you, like the ability to commute bad gas, or the ability to differentiate between real boobs, fake boobs and miracle bras - but I can see how these things might have their uses in a religious context. In any case, I do know that Saints consider it kinda cool when they also get to be martyrs - so I figured I could help with that. A martyred Saint is kind of like an uber-Saint right? Like the other Saints have to wipe their asses or something because they're just not quite Saintly enough? Just one calorie Saintly?
Anyway, I killed Nicky boy, then well, there were other people in the room so I killed them too. This killing multiple people at a time is a two-edged sword. I satisfy my blood lust, but it sure cuts down on how much jibber-jabber I can deliver. So the scales of comedy versus the volume of blood spilled... it's a dilemma I tells ya. I'll probably see-saw back and forth. In my newer, more contemplative healing phase I've had less to say anyway. I know you probably appreciate the pearls of hilarity that come from my sensual lips more than body counts, but hey- I'm doing this for ME first. You just shower me with adoration and sitcom offers, OK?
I may be a little scarce over the next few days - we'll see. If so, I'll see you around after the weekend! Kiss kiss!
August 5th, 2008
Did very little today. A three-fer really takes it out of you! I woke up to a few new aeration holes courtesy of the ultimately impotent DariusAPB. Man what a sad excuse for a bounty hunter that guy is. He's like one of those little yip-dogs that you think must be a Rottweiler, then you turn the corner and punt 1000 yards. See ya around MaryiousEDD!
August 4th, 2008
I woke up rarin' to go today! Well rested, loaded up, and headed over to S. Blytheville for a little dastardly work. On the way I bumped into madwench:
You say "Mad wench? That reminds me of Jimmy's mom. Sniff!"
Dead!
Then I saw elliotness. Huh - when was I thinking about Elliot Ness recently - OH YEAH!:
You say "Elliot - so fitting for the quote kicking off the Hell Hath No Fury tour on my wiki page! Kiss kiss!"
Deader!
Then I saw newbee - who is a Bounty Hunter - the most misguided profession in Malton, and even though I barely had enough energy left I risked it and got lucky. So let that be a lesson to you about your chosen occupation newbee, there are better ways to spend your post-quarantine life. I was too tired to say anything pithy to newbee.
Deadest!
I'm really starting to feel much better overall - like I'm in a good place, and maybe I'm ready to try new things. I didn't even THINK about Jimmy hardly at all today, it was killing for the pure fun of killing. Well, I guess I did a little bit, but it was in a much more abstract way. This Tour (which really hasn't taken me that far geographically speaking) has got me thinking maybe I should expand outward a little bit. See more of Malton. I'll have to think about that some more.
See you all tomorrow - probably back in Lockettside! Kiss kiss!
Weekend Fury
Took a ammo loading day yesterday and today. The weekends are perfect for this kind of thing, aren't they? Getting those guns oiled, cleaned, loaded, ready for the next wave of mayhem?
I have to say again that I'm impressed that the Fat Shit did his little dance. I held my end of the bargain and gave him his little head start. It'll be fun picking up the hunt for him tomorrow or Monday. Who knows who I might run into along the way!? Maybe you! Keep those cards and letters coming folks.
It was nice seeing our friendly wild-life visiting Lockettside this week too, but I am ready for you to move along the trail now, rotting ones. Git 'along lil' zogeys! I've got me some deadly sins to carry out here!
Kiss kiss!
August 1st, 2008
So today, Fat Jimmy finally agreed to make good on a bet we made in our recent duel. Loser sings to St. Alex. It took some serious cajoling, but I got him in there.
Here's what went down:
- El Moco Diablo said "Hey; I just got revived. Anyone got a FAK?" (25 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Stop shoving me Sarah" (6 minutes ago) ...and again.
- Jimmy Kimmel said "I told you I would do it" (6 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "I told you I would do it *mutters* stupid bet with a stupid cow" (6 minutes ago)
* Sarah Silverman said "Ladies and Gentlemen. My doughy former boyfriend, in fair terms of a lost duel" (5 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "will now perform a short aria for your enjoyment. Please listen closely, as he gets breathless" (5 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Ahem" (5 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "I'm a little teapot, short and stout *prances about the ward*" (5 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Here is my handle, here is my spout *waves arms in the air" (4 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "When I get all steamed up, hear me shout" (4 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Tip me over and pour me out *leans over and pinches Sarah in the ass*" (3 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "There, you bitch, I did it" (3 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "No second verse? Oh very well then. Now kill someone and I'll give you a five minute head start before I hunt your ass AGAIN." (2 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "I'd rather have the Mob eat my brains then be chased by you" (1 minute ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "Well wasn't that nice!" (35 seconds ago)
Then of course I killed El Moco Diablo. Dude, carry a FAK or two on you at all times. Being low HP and asking for heals is like painting a target on your head. Sucks for you that you'd just been revived - I hate it when that happens.
So then I walked into the mall, and sure enough, there's Jimmy totally hoping for an erotic zombie experience. Copycat. So I called out to my Militant Order of Barhah laaahvahs:
- "FAT SHIT ON SALE - CHEAP!"
- "Zombies Come and Get IT! Fat Shit on Special, with extra special sauce!!"
So hopefully they'll eat him. I assume they will. I didn't hang around because I got a case of the clap from that zombie yesterday that took medical attention to clear up. I'm used to cleaner deaths from firearms, this whole zombie sideshow to my killing sprees in this town is mostly a hassle. When the yuks wear off I'm gonna have to figure out where to go get ammo if they succeed at taking this mall. Not that I'm going to help of course...that's your job, survivor cattle! MOOO!
So, hopefully another fun day making your lives less dreary in the face of inevitable undeath. Until tomorrow: Kiss kiss!
July 31st, 2008
What a fun day! I found my old pal Dooky Cage, and he wanted to play again! He likes it pretty rough. He's resting on the street now, but maybe he'll want to play again later.
After that, I had a little energy left, so I headed off to the mall for some ammo, and sure enough, the Militant Order of Barhah was having an active operation. I was hoping they'd soften up a target or two for me - but alas I guess my sweet, juicy flesh was too much to resist. I nearly killed Maria Ashcroft first, but they got me. I said, "I've always wanted to be eaten out by a zombie," and that was it for me for today.
Here's the iWitness given to me by a sympathetic zombie friend:
Zombies DON'T Eat Sarah - film at 11!
Maybe I'll photoshop it in here later.
Update: WHA?!? They didn't eat me! I don't know whether to be offended or grateful! I just walked back into the mall and said,
- You say "Seriously, what's a girl got to do in this town to get some zombie lovin'? You undead are all the same!!"
So we'll see what happens. I haven't got enough energy left to do anything other than taunt them anyway.
Update 2: Well now they're eating me. I decided to say one more thing and sleep through my death.
- You say "This is absofuckingloutely amazing. Everyone should try this. To the left! SAY MY NAME BITCH!"
heh. Tootles MoB!
Wait- zombies DO eat Sarah after all!
Oh, and sorry in general that there haven't been many pictures here of late. I've been working on some other things that have taken away from the creation of those. I tried a couple last night, and just didn't like the way they came out.
Kiss kiss!
July 30th, 2008
I took an ammo day today. See you all loaded and ready tomorrow! Breath easy today, because I'm building back up the rage for tomorrow!!
July 29th, 2008
I've always wondered why the authorities of Malton have never been very good at tracking my activities. You can see my kill list for yourself - am I just eternally fortunate that those I kill derive some masochistic thrill from the experience? Is there some honor attached for having been selected as one of my victims? Half the time I'm healed rather than killed in my hiding places - which by my standards aren't usually that hard to find! I'd be a liar if I said that the external gratification that comes with the Brainstock and Resensitized lists doesn't carry a certain cache for me - but I'm not so pathetic as to report myself.
Anyway, I guess I'll have to take this tour on the road, and go find some people that actually get pissed off when you kill them. In the meantime, if you've got "bounty hunter" trench in your profile, you're definitely added to my list. I should probably add the 'snitches' list too, as those folks are dog doo on our collective shoes. So, it was in this frame of mind that I came across the homely Ms. Lain:
- 26.11 MHz: "Penny Lain, is in my heart today for the tour. That was our" (6 minutes ago)
- 26.11 MHz: "song. Sniff. I hope to never hear it again! And Penny," (5 minutes ago)
- 26.11 MHz: "Aren't you a little young to be a bounty hunter?" (5 minutes ago)
- 26.11 MHz: "Oops! She seems to have passed out or something. It's a" (4 minutes ago)
- 26.11 MHz: "Hard life bounty hunting, that's for sure." (4 minutes ago)
- 26.11 MHz: "How many days has it been of the HHNF Tour? Quite a few now" (4 minutes ago)
- 26.11 MHz: "It never gets old! This is Sarah Silverman signing off -" (3 minutes ago)
- 26.11 MHz: "Kiss kiss Lockettside!" (3 minutes ago)
Her ears and her eyes are in the lane now, and she smells like fishy fingerpies! Heh - get it? I used the song lyrics to kinda make a little joke there, see - juxtaposing they lyric with the death and rotting and the whole zombie ouevre... see I killed Penny, so she's - oh never mind. See you tomorrow.
July 28th, 2008
So I got an early start today - and WOW! There was some good action! First, I guess Shelia and I are still on good terms from that whole me not killing her when I could have thing over the weekend, so she sent me some of the jibber jabber that was taking place in Soap Opera Hospital...
- Arlea Blue said "Can anyone tell who this Sara is you are all talking about?" (exactly 6 hours ago)
- The Civilian 91 said "Whats going on?" (5 hours and 39 minutes ago)
- Sheila Broflovski killed Nurse Southwesty. (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)
- Sheila Broflovski said "*sniff* Oh how I love Southwesty too." (4 hours and 46 minutes ago)
- south calling more to their position" (3 hours and 31 minutes ago)
- Ryan Quicksilver said "Arlea, the Sarah we are talking about is Sarah Silverman, one of the bitchiest PKer's in Malton. This city deserves a better class of criminal." (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
Et Tu, Ryan? Really? I know I'm a bit narcissistic, but who else bothers to give you a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants with the killing? I'm hurt really. Well, no not really - I'm mostly looking for reasons to kill people, and that one's as good as any.
But first, I felt like it would be good to make sure my Q rating climbed a little with the clueless Ms. Blue - so I broadcast the following:
- "Arlea Blue - Sheila tells me you were asking about me. Well" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (0 seconds ago)
- "allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sara Silverman." from here, on 26.11 MHz. (3 seconds ago)
- Sarah Silverman killed Arlea Blue. (1 second ago)
- "I hope everyone had a nice weekend! I spent it cutting" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (6 seconds ago)
- "Jimmy's face out of all of my pictures. Then I took his" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (2 minutes ago)
- "porn and stamp collections and made a little fire." from here, on 26.11 MHz. (2 minutes ago)
- "in the backseat of his car. You wouldn't believe how well a" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (
- "vintage gull-wing mercedes will burn!" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (2 minutes ago)
- "Anyhoo - nice to see you all. The Hell Hath No Fury Tour" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (1 minute ago)
- "proceeds! Coming to a building near you soon! Kiss kiss!" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (1 minute ago)
So, hopefully we've cleared that up. I think lessons that incorporate a little bit of pain tend to sink in best, don't you agree?
Lastly, even after Ryan was so hurtful, I was encourage by the spraypaint on St. Alex, which read:
Somebody has spraypainted We 3 Sarah Silverman onto a wall.
Somebody, I love you too! Although I think you left out a character there. It kind of looks like "We boob Sarah Silverman." Which might be nice too, I can always do with a good boobing.
Until tomorrow folks! Kiss kiss!
Weekend Fury - July 25-27
I found Jimmy today! That's right, sleeping in his own vomit and urine in a nearby building, there was Mr. Fat Shit himself. It was like Christmas in July, I tell you. I meant to get a screenshot of me killing him, but well, I forget these kinds of things.
I said, "Take that you two-timing piece of shit!" and killed him. Kilt him good.
Sheila was there, but she didn't wake up at all. I of course respected her neutrality and left her alone.
So, well there's one. Not sure how many it will take, but boy was that fun!
Kiss kiss!
July 24, 2008
Hiya! Not gonna blah-blah much today - here's today's broadcast - ENJOY!
- "I've never SEEN a suburb so bad at keeping it's transmitters" on 26.11 MHz.
- "Tuned to the same freq. Every corner of Tompson a different" on 26.11 MHz.
- "Channel! How's a girl supposed to harass her ex-boyfriend?" on 26.11 MHz.
- "So, Tour Time again." on 26.11 MHz.
- "When chillpill1 was briefly a member of the LNTVC..." on 26.11 MHz.
- "He and Jimmy were pretty tight. Always forgetting to invite" on 26.11 MHz.
- "The rest of us for beers. There may have been some pre-Ben " on 26.11 MHz.
- "Affleck activity going on. Who knows? Anyway, chill gets " on 26.11 MHz.
- "to sleep with the fishes today." on 26.11 MHz.
- "Remember to do your part! Kill Jimmy when you see him!" on 26.11 MHz.
- "Until next time - this is Sarah Silverman signing off with a" on 26.11 MHz.
- "Wet and sloppy KISS KISS!" on 26.11 MHz.
July 23, 2008
Still a little low on ammo, but what the hell, I'm feeling a bit plucky so I headed out. It'll probably mean I'm just barely carrying enough ammo, and it with all the jibber-jabbering I feel compelled to add in with my killing, it gives me less time to put some distance between myself and the mess I've just made, but so be it. Malton NEEDS entertainment like this. Or I do. Whichever, I'm good with that.
Anyway - here's today's exciting episode:
- “Ryan? Jimmy had a nephew named Ryan…” on 27.00 MHz.
- "What a little punk that kid was. I need to erase the memory" on 27.00 MHz.
- "So HI Lockett! Hi St. Alex!! The Hell Hath No Fury Tour " on 27.00 MHz.
- "Continues! Sarah Silverman back and wasting idiots. Please" on 27.00 MHz.
- "Help out by killing Jimmy Kimmel whenever possible. He is a" on 27.00 MHz.
- "bad man. He even punched Mother Theresa in the box once. " on 27.00 MHz.
- "So, if you're against that, well... you know what to do." on 27.00 MHz.
- "That's all for today... till tomorrow - KISS KISS!" on 27.00 MHz.
Which of course led to the death of Ryan Quicksilver.
I hope everyone is having as good a time as I am! See you soon!
July 22, 2008
There's not likely to be too much going on today - it's that time in Malton we all dread - the reloading and resting phase. I'd forgotten how much effort it takes to keep 'em rolling in the aisles and out of the buildings.
I've been hanging around SW Malton as usual. It's always fun to return to the scene of the crime that made me what I am today, and visit the Valks in St. Alexander's hospital. They get so fired up, it never gets old. There's a couple fine folks that hang there, to be sure - I've chatted them up on many occasions here and in-game. They'll probably notice they don't get killed very often.
One face I haven't seen is the Zoomy. Did she quit, or has she just created so many zergs at this point that she can't keep them all straight? It'd be fun to claim Izumi means Jimmy in Japanese or something and then kill her. Or just kill her, whatever. I notice that the Valks are a bit down in membership, they don't even show up on the stats page any more? There are definitely more faces I remember still hanging out in St. Alex. Maybe having "Lockettside Valkyrie" in your group name is like wearing a "Kick Me" sign at a bully convention and they just gave up? How sad really - wear your dorky peacenik-zombie-healing-zerg-leader-loving colors proud, you lovable jackasses!
I was playing around in the mirror, and I got to thinking about Jimmy. I made this face to symbolize the part of anatomy that I think best describes him. Well, so Eve Ensler will forgive me my degradation of something she's tried to glorify, let's say the worst possible example of said anatomy part. Which is the cunt in case you're wondering. Just clearing that up if the vague referential thing isn't your forte. I've not really made a career on my subtle humor. Anyway, how Jimmy is like to a vag: He stinks, he's hairy until you wax him, he won't let you in half the time, and when you do get in, there's a good chance of infection. You get the idea.
So enjoy your travel day Malton - see you tomorrow, unless I happen upon some hapless low-HP chump I can't resist killing, I'm taking the day off.
July 21, 2008
Ah the tour is really rolling now! I've gotten back into that killing groove, and honestly there's no better therapy.
- Sarah Silverman broadcast "Hi peeps, Hell Hath No Fury Time. Let's double it up and" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (6 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman broadcast "call it a WPKU for that nice boy Vandr. Sarah Silverman" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (6 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman broadcast "Coming to you live from St. Alex's in Lockettside" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (6 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman broadcast "All those named Jimmy seem to be hiding today. But one" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (5 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman broadcast "Thing Jimmy Loved, was chicken. Wings, tenders, chix pizza" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (5 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman broadcast "The whole enchilada - and enchiladas too! So Masterchicken.." from here, on 26.11 MHz. (5 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman broadcast "Sorry.. it's the kiss kiss for you." from here, on 26.11 MHz. (5 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman killed MasterChicken. (2 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman broadcast "Well, thats better. He's free range now!" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (1 minute ago)
- Sarah Silverman broadcast "Until tomorrow... Kiss kiss!" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (1 minute ago)
See you around town folks. It really is great to be back.
Kiss kiss!
Weekend Fury
I don't have a record sadly of exactly what I said, so I'll have to paraphrase. I killed Diamond Jim and said something like:
"Diamond Jim?!? Diamonds? Jimmy?!?"
"Two things that will NEVER be together for me! With a name like that I can't possibly let you live."
Something like that anyway. I'm sure I said, "Kiss kiss" too.
Jim if you saved it, could you post it on my talk page?
Oh and I kilt some guy named Rutteger Howe too. Can't remember why.
Last week's kickoff
So I started this whole shebang by killing Duke Cage of TZH for both old time's sake and for letting Jimmy sleep on his couch. I should admit that Duke has since killed me twice in excellent retribution, so I'm down one there. See ya around Duke.
I broadcast this as well:
Sarah broadcast this today:
- 28.01 MHz: "Long time no see peeps! Sarah Silverman here, and I’m sure" (4 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "you’ve all desperately missed my kisses. I know of one fat" (4 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "unfunny ..." static "... who is certainly missing those and more right" (4 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "now. So, it’s time to start my latest episode for your"
- 28.01 MHz: "entertainment, and kick off the “Hell Hath No Fury” Tour" (3 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "My primary target – and yours I hope –" (3 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: " is the asswipe Jimmy Kimmel." (3 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "Please kill him wherever you encounter him, living or dead," (3 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "at every opportunity. Also, please kill anyone named Jim," (2 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "or James. Anyone with My in their name. That goes for" (2 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "Kim, and Mel too." (2 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "Anyone that reminds you of Jimmy should also die." (2 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "Anyone that is pudgy – dead" (2 minutes ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "Anyone that tries to be funny – worthy of killing." (1 minute ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "Any time you think of Jimmy Kimmel for some reason," (1 minute ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "kill someone. You get the idea. I’ll be seeing you all ar" (1 minute ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "around! This is Sarah Silverman signing off" (35 seconds ago)
- 28.01 MHz: "with a big huge good to be back -Kiss kiss!" (25 seconds ago)
Which is basically the same thing as my introduction above, but heck, I'm a multimedia kind of gal, and any campaign requires multiple repetition in order to penetrate the post toasties static.
I also killed some sad sack on the street will low HP named Gartook - which was kind of cheap, but hey, that's how I roll.
