User:Sarah Silverman/works in progress

Main Policies Poetry Sub Groups Forum The NEW Lockettside Valkyries Abbreviation: NLV Goals: Your Death Recruitment: Here Membership Lord High Zerg Killer: Sarah Silverman Priestess of Pain: Sheila Broflovski Prince of Drool: An Enormous Baby Hammer of Thor: Jimmy Kimmel nú er fyrir geirum: Stephen Colbert Fry Cook: Karloth Vois* Cleaning Woman: Calista Griffin* Barrister: Jorm* Educator: Kristi of the Dead* * Not really ______ Who areThe New Lockettside Valkyries?? The New Lockettside Valkyries are a group of people dedicated to helping no one- no exceptions. We kill those who wish to live, never revive those who wish to be revived, and leave those zombies who enjoy being zombies to kill anyone they like unless it’s in our damn hospital, or if we feel like killing a zombie... We attack everyone, with or without provocation, and we pretty much judge everyone lacking. We think UD should be about fun, and we're here to spread the fear! Hey that rhymes! ^-^ Our moment in history The time has come for a new breed of Valkyrie to rise from the ashes of the now defunct and never-to-be-historical previous incarnation. The Valkyrie is a noble and important warrior symbol, whose image must be restored by members willing to practice the arts of conflict as originally envisioned by Freja and Thor. Valkyries do not sue for peace, they take no prisoners. With the disappearance of the Zerger Zoomy, Sarah Silverman, formerly of the Late Night TV Crue has answered the cries from Lockettside for a new force of destruction within St. Alexanders Hospital. The New Lockettside Valkyries shall usher in a new era of pain and misery for the residents of southwestern Malton. Thanks to Vigeous for the format of this page