User:Jimmy Kimmel

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It's been a while

I've been hanging out with Sarah, you know, having lots of sex. But she dumped me for that prick, Matt Damon, so now I've got some free time to scour the streets of Malton. You've been hanging out with Sarah, talking about how hot she is? Well, then, I'm coming after you.....

Jimmy Kimmel said "So I hear you're taking Sarah's side in all this!" (2 minutes ago)

Jimmy Kimmel said "She's a lying slut! Don't let her beauty fool you." (2 minutes ago)

Jimmy Kimmel said "She used me and tossed me aside like yesterday's tampon" (2 minutes ago)

Jimmy Kimmel said "Now you must pay for your misguided fealty!" (1 minute ago)

Jimmy Kimmel killed Oliver Sykes. (49 seconds ago)

Jimmy Kimmel said "Later, haters!" (31 seconds ago)