User talk:Jimmy Kimmel
We're back with a vengeance!
The Late Night TV Crue has returned to improve television programming everywhere. Look for us in a suburb near you! --Jimmy Kimmel 18:01, 9 March 2013 (UTC)
My Sincerest Apologies
On my talk page is an apology to the Late Night Crue.Chill 03:26, 30 September 2007 (BST)
- If that's an apology, I will eat my microphone. --Jimmy Kimmel 13:39, 30 September 2007 (BST)
- Why not? You don't seem to have a problem eating everything else. Chill 05:55, 31 September 2007 (BST)
- I enjoyed eating your burnt heart after I torched you today. I have a newfound love for flairs, and I'm not talking pants!--Jimmy Kimmel 22:12, 15 September 2008 (BST)
The Hellfire Club
I don't support the Valkyries so much as despise your group. You are all pathetic. You can't let the past be past so you keep griefing an entire group for the mistake of their leader. Also Sarah Silverman is the most unfunny comic ever to hold a microphone. Tell that to your girlfriend. --Omegaomnus 03:55, 3 October 2007 (BST)
- Nah, we grief them because it's fun! And you may not think that Sarah is funny, but she is smokin' hot, and a whirlwind in the sack! --Jimmy Kimmel 13:12, 3 October 2007 (BST)
- Some kid named Smegma-on-us doesn't think I'm funny? That makes me weep bitter, salty tears onto my many shotguns -really it does. I guess I have October's target now! Thanks for making my picks easy! Kiss kiss! --Sarah Silverman 13:24, 3 October 2007 (BST)
- I can personally guarantee you will never kill me, atleast while I'm a human. So bring it on. This shouldn't last long. With your acting talent your show will be cancelled soon and then you'll go back into obscurity. --Omegaomnus 14:51, 3 October 2007 (BST)
- Dude, I think we totally killed you a couple times.--Sarah Silverman 03:20, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
- You never laid a finger on me. Also I haven't even been near Lockettside for a month now, so way to stay up on current events. --Omegaomnus 07:04, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
- So I hear I'm one of your favorite targets... I'd almost consider that a compliment. Oliver Sykes 17:42, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
- Um.....who are you? --Omegaomnus 01:06, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
A gift for you
And this is why I less than three you so much, Sarah! --Jimmy Kimmel 13:03, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
Laugh it Up
Oh wait, you can't. You're dead. Because we killed you. Suck it Kimmel, they should have never let you on late night.--Dhavid Grohl 17:38, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
- Everyone dies in Urban Dead sooner or later, Gruel, haven't you figured that out yet? LAWL! --Jimmy Kimmel 17:47, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
- She started it when she gave me AIDS. Now I'm giving YOU AIDS! The Big Black kind! __Duke cage 16:12, 20 July 2008 (BST)
Eh
Nice to see that ya not letting sarah ruin ya fun lol--Dragon fang 06:41, 15 August 2008 (BST)
