A depressed survivor. Quotes a certain infamous insane Russian priest from time to time.
"Woe to all for our dwelling place is distant and we wander through the domiciles of chaos"
"...for my soul is filled with evil and like this place must be purged..."
"...for the dead know no sleep in their graves, nor dost thou remember them until they are destroyed through thy hands..."
"From the voice of my groaning my bone has cleaved to my flesh..."
"For the days of my past have vanished like smoke,and my bones are parched like ash,and let all my impurities be as...fuel for that fire until nothing remains but the light alone..."
"But who is this?Another life to save?I'll keep my eye on you...more than that I cannot promise"
Check out my group, Malton's Messengers. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Malton%27s_Messengers
A gift from A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ!.An awesome gift I might add.
Now for the Normal Templates:
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Bandwagon
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This user has jumped on the template bandwagon.
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Democrat
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This user is a Democrat.
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Urban Dead
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This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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Calculus
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This user really hates calculus.
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Christian
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This user is a Christian.
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Colors
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This user's favorite color is red.
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Don't Take It Personally
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This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool.
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DUDE! It's a Template!
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This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
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Etiquette
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This user or group supports etiquette.
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Fight Fire with Fire!
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This user supports the griefing of griefers.
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Grammar
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This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
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Trigger Happy
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This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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Axe Crazy
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This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
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Kitten Basket
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This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.
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It's a Joke, OK?
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This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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WARNING!
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This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.
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PH Extermination
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This User or Group supports the elimination of PH in the Southern Suburbs of Malton.
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Male
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This user is male.
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Cop
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This user is a Cop and is probably off shooting a zombie.
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Teetotaler
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This user does not drink.
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Pseudo Zombie
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This user needs more sleep.
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I'm Smarter
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This user is smarter than you.
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Ban Stupidity
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This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
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World Domination
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This user has plans for world domination.
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Proud To Be Alive
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This user is a survivor and proud of it.
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Weapon of Choice
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This user's weapon of choice is his pistol. Love it, fear it.
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Alt user
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This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
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Tetris Addict
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This user is addicted to Tetris.
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"Free" Running?
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This user believes that Free Running works by running across rooftops.
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Ignore the void
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I like large groups of survivors.
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USE THE FORCE!
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This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies.
*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*
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No Nuclear Weapons for Zombies
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This user or group believes that zombies are powerful enough already, thanks
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Templates make FUNFUN!
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This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!
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Why are you still reading these?
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This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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Bush is an alien!!
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Chill thinks bush is an alien because he can't speak english.
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D'OH!
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This user has just done something stupid.
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The Drama Llama is Watching You
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The owner of this page reserves the right to delete trolling and drama at their discretion.
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