User:SlowLoris
| SlowLoris |
| Motto: "SlowLoris is not a sir, but she could be your daddy!�? |
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| Mission Statement:
"Beware my toxic elbows!" |
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Description
Name: SlowLoris
Age: Ten years in the wild, twenty in captivity.
Group: Bandit Queens
Gender: Female, duh, look at my photo in the sexy pinstripe getup, to the right.
Appearance: The coloration ranges from light brownish gray to deep reddish brown. The individual hairs can have lighter tips. Often, a dark midline can be found along the neck and back. It is also possible for a light streak between the dark orbital rings to be present.
Height: Bigger than a pygmy loris, bigger than a slender loris, smaller than a breadbox.
Birthplace: Asian Rainforests, but a current resident of Brooksville in the city of Malton.
Experience: The lorises are actually toxic! On the inside of their elbows, sebaceous tissue secretes a toxin that smells like brown sugar. The lorises take it into their mouth and deliver it in the bite. It is not the upper and lower jaw vampire-like canine teeth that deliver this toxin. It is the innocuously small teeth in the front of the lower jaw which slope forward and help conduct the saliva into the wound.
When Lorises feel that battle is necessary, they fold their arms into a diamond around their head. While this looks incredible cute and useless as a defence mechanism, it allows for them to quickly take the toxin from their fore arms into their mouth in preparation for biting. This is reminiscent of karate moves at the last draw corral. Ah, I see you know the grasshopper, but do you know the Slow Loris?
Current Status: Not particularly status conscious.
Background: I'm a prosimian. Here is what I eat:
Invertebrates, Fruit/seeds, Gum
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Kitties! |
| This user or group supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability. |
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Sobriety |
| SlowLoris is currently on her third box of wine ... and feeling FINE! |
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Batman |
| This user is Batman. Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-Batman! |
