User:Tasbard
Oh. Em. Gee. It's Tasbard! Lyke, oh em f***ing GEE!
Pwnage of the Arbitrarily Determined Interval of Time
Tasbard has Free Running now, and that is total pwnage.
Recent History
Tasbard, poor soul, lost his pistol in the first week of playing and has spent the last month trying to find a firearm so he can acquire XP at a reasonable rate. He found one. He found five, in fact. Which is why he has Free Running. Now he can enter Police Stations and get police clips. Which is also total pwnage. But he is now a zombie, and has been standing at a revive point for a week. He's going elsewhere now, because he doesn't have time for this.
Pet Peeves
Tasbard hates over barricaders, but he has Free Running, so it isn't his problem anymore. His advice to newbies? Just be patient and, between trekking to revive points and getting headshot while waiting for someone to see your post on the Revive Request tool (see below), acquire 100 XP. The first skill you buy should be Free Running. Why? Because it will solve all your over-'cadin' blues. And it's total pwnage besides.
Tasbard also hates people who headhunt at revive points. He thinks that they should be A): forced to undergo a clitoridectomy using a broken beer bottle or B): force-fed their scrotum and foreskin. Asshats.
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Death to RP ZK'ers |
| This user maintains that people who Zedhunt at Revive Points are asshats. |
Descriptions
Tasbard's decriptions are thus:
Human Description:
This guy's hair is graying fast. There's all this random crap sticking out of his pack- the largest item being a beautifully carved Baroque cross. He totes five shiiiny pistols. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Tasbard
Zombie Description:
This one looks like a fairly fresh corpse, and it's always looking behind it. It seems to be headed for the nearest revive point...
Various flagboxes/templates/whatever that apply...
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Stop Suggesting Crap! |
| This user or group supports intelligent suggestions because: Crucifixes should be useless, just like in real life. |
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Hell |
| This user is going to Hell. |
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This user > poo |
| Tasbard claims to be better than crap. |
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Democrat |
| This user is a Democrat. |
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Grammar |
| This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki. |
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Trigger Happy |
| This user has guns. Do not cross them. |
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The Ropes |
| This user thinks we should show overcaders the ropes. |
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STFU N00B |
| This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob. |
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Ban Stupidity |
| This user or group does not tolerate stupid people. |
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The President |
| Rated R for terror and disturbing images. |
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SPELING LOL |
| Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle! |
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B-A-N-A-N-A-Z! |
| This user knows exactly what to do with your banana. |
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Christian |
| This user is a Christian. (Just FYI, not a zealot...) |
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Kitties! |
| This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability. |
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Kitten Basket |
| This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold. |
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Cookie Thief |
| This user is not safe around unguarded cookies. |
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Mmmm, cheese… |
| Tasbard really, really likes cheese. |
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Tasbard has the Heart of a Child |
| Tucked away in a box somewhere |
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It's a Joke, OK? |
| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it. |
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Fire is Pretty |
| This user thinks that fire is pretty. |
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Revivification Requests |
| Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request! (Dead Link) |
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Linux |
| Tasbard has and supports Ubuntu Linux. |
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HURRRRRRRRR!!!1one!!1 |
| Me funny. |
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Manbagz |
| This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items. |
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TEXAN |
| This user is a native Texan. |
