User:Techercizer/Events/DotD

Dawn of the Urban Dead: Dawn of the Dead through the eyes of an Urban Dead Zombie.

• Kevin finally opened up a new area, and boy is it chalk full of food! There's so many Harmanz here we don't even have time for dancing and singing. Hold up, let me get this guy *bites*, Mmn! The best part is that in this new town the survivors go down with like 3 hits. No one's been Combat Revived so far, so we don't really know why that is, but I'm not complaining!

• 2 days, and those stupid Harmanz all scattered into safehouses. The main place is Fort Pastor, a bunch of survivors have holed up there. The horde's planning to go down there and see if we can feed some of these new Babah Zambaz, since we haven't come across any Revive Points. Weirdly enough, none of the new guys have checked our Forums or IRC channels, so we don't really know if they were differant characters before the outbreak, or if they created characters just for this city. It's pretty weird, since I don't remember Kevin mentioning being able to create a new survivor character for an upcoming expansion. Oh well.

• Almost at Fort Pastor, the weird thing is it's not looking like we can AP out, I'm running at like -273 AP right now, and still walking just fine. We raided some of the hospitals and pretty much everyone inside was active! Oddly enough, they appeared to be healing each other without curing their infections, maybe FAKs don't stop it here? go figure, since none of the survivors-turned new zombies are talking very much beyond the usual Graaagh and Mrh.

• Zombie Jesus! I was thinking this place was a little overpowered for zombies, no complaints of course, but when we got to the fort we found the survivors have freaking machine guns! some of the guys were thinking of parachuting in, but we haven't found any revive points (weird huh?), so that ain't gonna work.

• Holy Crap, talk about crazy rules! My alt got headshot by some guy outside the fort and he can't stand back up! we've got to be careful of Trenchies out here. This new city has so many odd changes!

• Well something happened inside the fort. A bunch of infected survivors Free Ran inside, and a few hours later we started hearing feeding groans. Boy are we eating well tonight! Some of the guys have taken bullets, and they're saying that they do four times the damage! Whatever. Another day, another great meal.

• The whole city's pretty much cleaned out: but I heard some guys found survivors inside Monroeville Mall, so I'm gonna check it out. getting kind of boring without any survivors to eat though...

• Okay, this is weird. After all the zombies in the city went to the mall to check it out, The surrounding blocks disappeared right off the map! I got a message saying

You're stuck at the mall, take that you stupid zombies! -Kenneth Hall

so I have no idea what's going on. What's worse is it seems like Kevin actually has a character inside the mall (this Kenneth, perhaps?), and he's taking all the overpowered voted down survivor suggestions that have been proposed over the years and using them to buff survivors! we tried asking the humans what's going on, and to stop headshoting us from the roof (violating Shooting through barricades), but either they don't know Death Rattle or don't care about cheating. what's worse, is that apparently the Harmanz have some kind of door-locking technology! no matter how much we attack the cades we can't get in! Even memories of life isn't helping us open the doors.

• Kevin made a post that his brother had a character in Fort Pastor, and because we killed him he's gonna get revenge. wtf? now it's illegal to kill Harmanz?

• I've standing been outside the mall for freaking ever now. Apparently the humans can use the sewers now too! That completely violates Hiding. A lot of guys have stopped playing, due to the fact that absolutely nothing interesting has happened.

• One of the guys found out the ?command to access the sewers, and they're going in to try and find food right now! already people are saying they've got one, and apparently the sewers lead to a back entrance to the mall! some of the other zombies managed to get in before they closed the door, and right now we're hoping they can open the doors from the inside. Hopefully, in the next few minutes-

.*crashing explosion from bus garage*

• what the hell was that?

.*sound of zombies being slaughtered*

• OH MY GOD, IT'S AN APC, THAT BASTERD GAVE THOSE TRENCHIES AN AP-

.*sound of Chainsaw slicing zombies in half* ...

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