User:TheHippestCat
TheHippestCat - Malton's Favorite Retired Assassin!
TheHippestCat was born in the mean streets of New Jersey. He worked as a freelance assassin, doing jobs for various people. He was extremely skilled at his job, and thought to retire after one last big paying hit. The target was a mysterious figure named Willum Kersley. This man/myth apparently ran a large corporation in the city of Malton. There were no recorded pictures of him in the file, just the location of his mansion. TheHippestCat packed up his weaponry and moved out. He arrived at the Chalderwood Road Railway Station in Roftwood and asked a cop where the Kersley mansion was located. The cop pointed him in the direction of Stanbury Village, and TheHippestCat started walking. Little did he know that the cop thought he looked familiar, and when he returned to the Local PD, saw that TheHippestCat was a known hitman. The local news started running pictures of his face, and flyers were placed in all of the PDs in Malton. Meanwhile, TheHippestCat rented an small apartment above the Cabell Arms, and held a weeklong stakeout, watching the mansion for any movement of the target. At the end of that week, he noticed a stirring in the mansion, and a man who fit the description of the target walked outside the mansion to his garage. Seeing how this was his chance, he loaded up his pistols, and bolted out of the building. As he opened the door to the street, he was surprised to see corpses walking aimlessly, and survivors trying to fight them off. He noticed Willum Kersley looking at him from inside the Compound, and ducking into the garage, disappearing. TheHippestCat started shooting, hoping that killing the undead would redeem his soul for all the other people he has killed.
I've been to the first, second, and third seige of Caiger, The Battle of Blackmore, and the Battles at Ackland and Stickling. Right now I'm flying the Channel 4 News Team colors, because they are the hippest group in all of Malton. If you see me pk someone, keep in mind that i have built up an extensive list of known pkers/gkers/rkers. I'm not a pker, just a pker of known pkers, gkers, rkers, and zed sympathizers, y'know? Be glad to help wherever you need me.
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Channel 4 News Team Affiliate |
| This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. |
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Blackmore Bastard |
| This user or group proudly wears the badge of the Blackmore Bastard Brigade.
8/18/06 - 10/13/06, 11/5/06 - |
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Remember, Remember the 5th of November |
| This user or group supports the vendetta against the villainous undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, we will march on the choked heart of Malton and liberate it anew. Victory will be ours, and with it, vengeance! |
