User:Uncle Whippity
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Uncle Whippity
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Uncle Whippity is the 'nom de jouet' of a very dull person. Not to be confused with 'Uncle Whuppity', who is someone else.
Anyway, this incarnation of Uncle Whippity is a battered-about cop, coming to terms with his patchy memory and current lack of good grooming.
Disconcertingly, the real person behind Uncle Whippity has a patchy memory and a worrying lack of personal grooming. He is not, however, a policeman, nor has he ever been. (Nor will he be, for reasons to do with age, fitness, and unwillingness to be a tool of the capitalists against the proletariat. Although he usually only mentions the first two reasons in polite company.)
Uncle Whippity dreams of heading up his own group, and to that end has become part of Cryst_AL, which currently consists of two people. As he and CrystalEyes progress in skills while playing UD, they will doubtless squabble over who's in charge and end up using all their AP to trade insults. This is sad, because at night Uncle Whippity has strange dreams about the things he wants to do to CrystalEyes with a variety of kitchen implements and root vegetables.
Basic Info
Uncle Whippity (or U.W. for short) is an active member of two groups. The first is Team Cryst_AL, in which he partners up with fellow survivor & medic Crystal. Together they successfully die on a regular basis, but inbetween these terminal zombifications they barricade buildings, heal the wounded, and aim for world domination.
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Along with Crystal, and through his alter-ego Peter Fulton, he is also the co-leader of Team IC, which they hope will grow to include mutual friends and acquaintances once they actually start publicising the group...which won't be happening until they're both doing considerably better than they presently are...
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This user is British. |
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Uncle Whippity plays The Kingdom of Loathing |
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