User talk:Docmortand
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--Matthew Fahrenheit YRC☺T☺+1 02:52, 24 June 2007 (BST)
Hello!
Good day, Mister Vulpis!
Greetings from the Fortress -- I'm Lucy. I DNA-scanned you in Ackland Mall last night while looking for zed profiles. I was quite delighted to run into you in the stack, not because you're a rotter, but because you don't seem to be a zerg. As I'm sure you already know, there's currently quite a zerg problem in Havercroft.
As a survivor, I am partial to killing zombies such as yourself. As a zombie, I am sure you are partial to eating survivors such as myself. However, as players of UD, we are both partial to looking down upon zergs, as they are cheaters who have no place in this game.
It's apparent that Havercroft is your home. Additionally, I've gathered from the Ackland Abattoir wiki that you, like the Fortress, are intolerant of zerging. Therefore, I would like to ask for your help in identifying, reporting, and punishing the zed zergs who plague this area.
The Fortress is gathering information on the Dead Walkers and related zeds. It appears that most of the zergs around Ackland are already on the Resens Zerg List, but if you possess or come into possession of any additional information about the zergs, please don't hesitate to pass it along. As I've said before: As survivor and rotter, we are enemies. But as far as zergs are concerned, we are allies against them. The Fortress would most certainly appreciate any help you can offer.
One last thing: I know you're around and I would very much like the honor of Headshotting you. Please don't take it personally and I promise to do the same should you have the opportunity to eat me. The zergs will see many bullets from me, but alas, I also enjoy the purity of competing against those who hold Kevan's Only Rule in the highest regard.
I can be contacted through my own wiki talk page. Or if you'd prefer, I can direct you to the Fortress forum where we can get you set up as a zombie ambassador. (The address is not really a secret, but we do get griefed every now and again. As such, we don't like posting the address publicly.) That way, we can coordinate with more people and you can learn a little bit about us as an organization.
Thanks for your time and best regards. --Lucy Daniels 18:02, 18 December 2009 (UTC)
