User talk:Fortknox

RE: Blood-soaked Clothing

Dear Mr. Fartknocker,

Allow me to say that your letter found me in the greatest disposition. I had just finished committing a murder, when I came upon you in a building...but alas, I was without enough endurance to carry on with any exertions and could not "bring my A-game", to take a common colloquialism.

In any regard, I appreciate your message. We are creating a masterpiece, my dear bounty hunter, and it is nice when artists are recognized in their own time. As to my comments to your name: my opinions are mere trifles to be disregarded. Your name is fine; do not worry yourself over it.

As to the subject of your last letter: the blood-soaked clothing. To be completely honest, you Marshals were really taking the mick out of me at the time. Any time I felt the prick of a needle, I would be put down again by you and your brethren. My dirty clothing was a testament to the Marshals' skill or luck. In any case, I salute the Marshals in their efforts to keep the player killing "menace" at a minimum. On a related note, if people continue to not report my kills to the Rogue's Gallery, you soon will not be able to kill me. It is a tragedy in Malton that us honest, hard-working player killers do not get the appreciation that we so deserve.

I hope that this letter finds you well and please keep up the good fight. I know I will.

Sincerely,  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  03:39, 4 February 2012 (UTC)