- He is always impeccably dressed and almost never in dirty or blood-stained clothing.
- He is a member of Red Rum.
- He has a DORIS sig, so he is probably your dad.
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Play on NamesThis user received a template with his likeness. Get it? The Billy Club - The most exclusive club EVAH
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Show You Care, Please Report
Each murder is one too many. ~Jurgen Habermas
Started keeping track on: Billy Club Thorton 06:05, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
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- Martin van Nostren. Group: Malton Rangers. Commando is the only way to go.
- Big Herm. Group: Malton Civil Defense Unit. I didn't realize people still had MySpace pages.
- Willy Makeit. Group: Malton Civil Defense Unit. Like your quote, but you have a typo.
- Gorgomath. Group: DA Freelance Bounty Hunter. What on earth is a freelance bounty hunter?
- Martin van Nostren. Group: Malton Rangers. I thought I said sleeping in malls was a bad idea.
- drewkitty. Group: Malton Fire Department. I can't shake the feeling that I've killed them before.
- Gorgomath. Group: DA Freelance Bounty Hunter. BH with 4 HP? Must be my lucky day!
- Chuck Norris' Beard. Ugg. Chuck Norris references make me ill.
- Anne Greene. Group: RCDC. Ever notice how there are no ugly women in Malton?
- well digger. 1 HP! Might not have killed him if he had a profile.
- Gorgomath. Group: DA Freelance Bounty Hunter. OK, now I'm starting to feel bad for you.
- FiremanDoMo. Group: Rhodenbank Civil Defense Corps. No profile makes me a sad panda.
- DaytonDead. Group: Malton Fire Department. Nirvana blows.
- Largoa. No profile. No material for a witty remark.
- Crazy Horse. Great profile. I love the "guns are secondary to syringes" part.
- Thor Ellis. Group: Malton Police Department. That assault rifle didn't do you much good.
- Hank Doom. Group: Doom Family. If you are a BHer, don't sleep in Malls!
- Jim Thorvane. Group: Malton Civil Defense Unit. Executed for PANCAKE related offenses.
- Dr Nightingale. Group: Malton Defense Corporation. Your fashion style is atrocious.
- Romario Lebenon. Group: HomeSweetHome. No one cares how many zombies you kill. They only care when you kill survivors.
- Sandra Tyler. Group: Pole Mall Security. God I love mall cops.
- Rudy Cooper. Group: Nazi Zombies. Dumb group.
- brian mercat. Group: Malhalla. Proudest PKer moment right here. A toast to Mr. mercat!
- MissRedRum. Group: Olney Militia. Killed for their name.
- Faharo. Group: Army Control Corps. Nice, if a bit generic, profile.
- cpl riley. Group: Army Control Corps. For being "fresh and unscathed" you sure have bloody clothing.
- Winnan. Group: Malton Police Department. Nice clean uniform. Kudos.
- Marcel Swann. Group: Malton Rangers. I think you might be the first time traveler that I have killed.
- Zippo Marx. Group: Malton Fire Department. Apparently he has a thing for kissing posteriors.
- SergeantSadist. Group: Legends Of Darkness. Next time finish the job.
- dwek. Group: Ackland Mall Security. I would rather get a mammogram than find a parking space. Seriously.
- danr. Group: Malton Rangers. Killed them before, but picked this time because I hate their profile.
- daaad123. Group: Army Control Corps. More like Marine Containment Unit.
- AndrewR. Group: Creedy Defense Force ( Malakim). CDF? You're a long way from home son.
- Shinobi1. Group: High-Tech Special Forces Unit FOXHOUND. Ninja<Pirate.
- FireOfficer. Group: Ackland Mall Security. I've never seen a fire in Malton. He must be doing his job.
- Madaline Lewis. Group: Malton Restoration Society. "Alot" is 2 words.
- Andy Bauer. Group: Malton Civil Defense Unit. Police trenchies. What a riot.
- Goth Store Owner. Group: The Goth Store. I really felt bad killing him cause his profile is so freakin' great.
- 1hminen. No profile. REALLY dumb name.
- donteatelmo. Group: Ackland Mall Security. Great profile, a pleasure to collect.
- ShogoKawada. Group: reddit_survivors. First reddit kill and part of a hat trick.
- Brandon Mead. Hat Trick part dos.
- LordChamp001. Hat Trick part tres.
- Teresa Ratheri. When people put "please revive" on their profile, I always wonder if they realize that their zombie and survivor profiles are different.
- Tupoc. East Coast>West Coast. Seriously. I will cut you over this.
Bounty Hunters who have claimed bounties on me
Started keeping track on: Billy Club Thorton T! RR 17:13, 14 August 2011 (BST)
- brian mercat. Group: Malhalla. This guy is my favorite bounty hunter and a honorable mention. Gotten me at least 4 times.
- fcriseku. Don't want to play coy? That's the ONLY way to play!
- Erica Rackham. Group: The Saints. Always nice to be claimed by a fellow academic. I have another quote for you, "I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy." Truman Capote
- nomatr1. Group: The Spanish Inquisition. Apparently the meek, and those without ammo, do inherit nothing. Get ready for some wristwatch Crisco!
- tookey23. Group: The Saints. Apparently he is an hero.
- Madaline Lewis. Group: Malton Restoration Society. Either she's a BHer or she's mad I pointed out her bad grammar.
- Jerome FartKnocker. Group: Malton Marshals. Great profile. Glad to see the Marshals finally figured out that PKers hide in dark buildings.
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Red Rum
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Smartly dressed in a dark red tie and wearing a monocle, this user is the epitome of taste, class, and lighthearted homicide, for this user is a member of Red Rum.
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WPKU
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The latest news. The hottest music. The exclusive "interviews" you've been waiting for. This user is a broadcaster for WPKU. WPKU: Because PKers need entertainment too!
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DEM PANCAKE
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"This user or group is convinced that Red Rum is a DEM pancake, and wants to cover them in syrup and eat them."
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The Strikers
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Constantly planning, stockpiling, biding their time for just the right instant to attack, this user is the epitome of patience and perseverance, for this user is a Striker.
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ASSHOLE
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This person is a sadistic motherfucker, just like the guy who tricked this fat kid into wearing that shirt.
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Player Killer
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"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."
This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.
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Calendar
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Today is Thursday, 3 Oct 2024
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Clock
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The time is currently 14:44 based on server time.
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Dirty Bike Rider
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This user rides multiple bikes. Hard.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
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Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic
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Etiquette
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This user or group supports etiquette. Your mother taught you manners, right?
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I'm Smarter
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This user is smarter than you.
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Grammar
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This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
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This User is a Stoner
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Marijuana is addictive in the sense that all great things in life are worth repeating
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You Get Nothing!
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You lose! Good day, sir!
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My Test Page
User:BillyClubThorton/PKGuide
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