User talk:Jack's Cold Sweat
Garbage, Old (Read First)
There's a place for garbage which is mostly crazy TZH spam. (Is there any other kind?) This is that place. Old stuff will be eventually moved there. When I get around to it; if ever. If you're TZH, or know any of them, or have just read their wiki page and feel you have come away with any understanding of what they are about, don't even bother. And if you MUST bother, just write it in the place for garbage at the outset. You may be confident in the fact that I won't read it, and that if I do find myself in the kind of morbid abyss that leads me to read it I will think less of you, your family, children, and or pets for your efforts.
Everyone else should feel free to create a heading right below this, near the top of the page, write whatever you like. Signing is probably helpful. Please allow 3 to 6 months for me to respond. Should this prove too infrequent, I recommend dropping by Pippard in South Blythville to chat. Should this be unsatisfactory, Chimera7 aka Chimmy aka Chim-Chim will be able to contact me. Doubtful this will ever come to pass, but none the less.... --Jack's Cold Sweat 05:40, 14 April 2008 (BST)
Malton Skeet Club
Once upon a time there was a Malton Skeet Club. It was small. We called zombies skeet. And generally focused on mall defense. Most of those people don't play anymore, a couple people do.