User talk:Jon D'oh/Archive/1

Archive Date - 25 Nov 2006

Love the journal! Its a like badass zombie genre book! All I got is some backstory and an interview (a la World War Z) but I really like what you got. Too bad you didn't mention the 5th of November and the fall of Caiger Mall, but oh well.--Lachryma 03:34, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks! But, I haven't finished today's post yet LOL

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Help! I'm dead . . . ish. I'm at Gunningham Walk (2 South, 1 West of Blackmore Bldg) Would sure appreciate anybody with a fresh revive syringe to spare. Thanx!

--Jon D'oh 02:43, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

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Um...there's a revive point two north at Margery Avenue, so shamble over there and someone will stick a needle in your throat. Hope you're amongst the living soon!--Lachryma 02:50, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Spent most of the day at Margery ave. This spot was also noted as a revive point, but I'll shamble my rickety self back up there. :o) Jon D'oh 03:19, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Those lazy bastards...they're in a NT building, for God's sake! Well, one day I'll be able to revive and I'll do something for you poor 'survivor trapped in a dead body' people.--Lachryma 03:23, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

LOL I more than appreciate the sentiment, Lach. Thanks, and I'll see you soon. I'd join you for a drink, but right now I think they'd only serve me bloody mary's :oP -- Jon D'oh 03:28, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Hmm, I only need 50 XP for Lab Experience...maybe tomorrow I'll revive your half eaten corpse...then you'll owe me some vodka from the Motherland!--Lachryma 03:40, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

I am indeed aware of the not-so-secret location of a hidden bottle of Stolichnaya, and I would be compelled to share if for no other reason than an offer of immense gratitude. :o) -- Jon D'oh 03:58, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

I torn now...Help comrade? Or take bottle and run? Commissars not around, maybe I get away...--Lachryma 04:02, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

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NEWS FLASH! I'm alive. . . I'm Alive! . . . I'M ALIVE!!!! I have made my way back to the SW corner of Nichols Mall. I invite everyone to come and help me emtpy that bottle of Stoli.

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Well I'll be! He's alive! Shame, I didn't get to kick me a zombie! John Manning 04:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Yes, for the record, my nuts are intact :o) -- Jon D'oh 04:09, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Pity... John Manning 04:12, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

That wouldn't be jealousy, would it Mr. Manning ::evil grin::

No! Not at all! ::limps away:: John Manning

Please?

Well, I'm the dead one and you are alive, so later this evening PLEASE revive me! I'll be at Margery Ave with red lipstick and pretty blue eyes, so you should be able to pick me out of the crowd. If not, I'll join the pusbags outside the Blackmore Building!--Lachryma 16:16, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

I am currently low on APs, but I will begin bagging them immediately, and scare up a syringe just for you. It's going to take some time, but I promise I will rev you as soon as I can make it happen. I am currently inside the Blackmore Building. I have your profile loaded into my contact list, so it'll be no problem finding you amongst the pile of other zed-heads :o) -- Jon D'oh 18:41, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Ah, you're so kind. Well, I'm hanging out at the avenue and chatting with the other zombies about....important stuff. Loads of fun, of course.--Lachryma 23:10, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Never mind, some bastard (I mean that in a good way) named Methalor Vashna revived me. Thanks for the support though!--Lachryma 00:08, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Sorry that I wasn't able to get to you sooner. I will resolve to be more aptly prepared in the future. -- Jon D'oh 01:41, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I know you're spending all your AP searching for booze! Don't deny it!--Lachryma 02:39, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

::hic:: booze? BOOSHZE! All I gots here ish this ::hic:: bottle of shz. . shz. . shtoli that I wasssss holdin' back for a . . . a . . . shpecial PURPOSE! Yeah . . that's it. Special purpose. Aww, shu-shu-shu-shit, itsh gone? noooooo. Hold on, I'll go find anudder-one . . . ::hic::

We need a plan

I have posted my idea on our group page. But we seriously need a better strat. than what we have going on right now. What do you guys think? Any ideas?

John Manning 03:48, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Oooo!

Ghetto Cow has a template! I'm so happy!--Lachryma 04:18, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Ooooooh, spiffy! I like!! Good job!!! Jon D'oh 04:22, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Much as I'd like to, I can't take credit for it. But I cracked the whip on the guy who did make it!--Lachryma 04:24, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

::snicker:: Sounds like leadership in action to me! LOL -- Jon D'oh 04:36, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

If I don't see my...er, our template on AlQilya in the next 5 minutes, I'm cracking a whip on you! And I'll break a scotch bottle over your head!--Lachryma 04:28, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Mission Accomplished! Living proof that I have no life, on a Saturday night -- Jon D'oh 04:36, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Ah, much better. That, my friend, was leadership in action!--Lachryma 04:33, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Damn, there's some major feth going down in Blackmore. You there? Cuz I'm out of AP and it's getting ugly...--Lachryma 04:39, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

In Woodland Towers (1SE) I'm out of AP, too. Damn. -- Jon D'oh 04:40, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Ah, nothing like being out of AP on a Saturday night. Oh well, there's 200 people there, and only 9 zombies inside...Of course, the cades are down too...--Lachryma 04:47, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Yep, I noticed. :o( Take a look at my restructured diary section (On a side note). -- Jon D'oh 04:50, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

You leveled up, by the way. Congrats, good job! -- Jon D'oh 04:54, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Well, the cades are back up and I'm dead outside. Fething zombies...can't they see my red cross?!--Lachryma 04:56, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

I've got a needle with your name on it. All I need is enough AP to get to you. Fear not, I'll have you covered in the morning. -- Jon D'oh 04:58, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Eh, I'll be at the Ave tomorrow night, so stick me then. As for the diary, the restructure is nice, but the lack of today's entry is not so nice.--Lachryma 05:01, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

No problem, I'll wait to hear from you tomorrow night, as I'd hate to stick you only for you to get smacked down again before you were ready to move inside. As far as the update, I'll take that as an obvious hint :o) -- Jon D'oh 05:03, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

It's a done deal, submitted for your approval, today's journal entry. -- Jon D'oh 05:15, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Your diary entry is as cool as always, and I can't wait to see what happens next! Also, I am swaying at Margery Avenue, and I am dying for a needle. Thanks in advance!--Lachryma 02:19, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Never mind. Someone was on top of things, and I got my well deserved needle. Thanks for nothing. (I'm joking!)--Lachryma 03:42, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

I had noticed that you were alive again when I checked my contacts list this morning, so I figured that another brave soul had gotten to you first. Glad to have you back amongst the living. That pale blue-ish hue is definately not a flattering skin tone for you. :o) -- Jon D'oh 04:47, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Strangely enough, this morning I was just a dead body, not having stood up, yet my profile said I was military, not zombie. Bizarre, but it kinda makes sense. Anyway, my skin looks amazing whether I just came from the spa or just died!--Lachryma 04:52, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Perhaps I should rephrase my statement from 'not flattering' to (only slightly) less impeccable, from the perspective of the living. Regardless, either faction is beautified with your presence. ;o) I was judging your status from the contacts list, I've noticed it misreporting in the past. -- Jon D'oh 05:03, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Woo, I saw you kill a zed in the Blackmore Building! Congrats, for your what, 50 something kill? The contacts thing does make sense...if you haven't stood up, you aren't a zombie...yet. Well, it makes sense in my world.--Lachryma 05:09, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks much, but look closer. . . that was 2 kills in the Blackmore building, a minute or so apart, heh heh heh. Actually, you are correct, if you haven't stood, you technically aren't a zombie yet. Today's update is posted, btw. Enjoy! -- Jon D'oh 05:21, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Heh heh, Check out the new template on the top of my user page :o) -- Jon D'oh 05:51, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Anyway...

Oh, big bad zombie killer mentions me in popular journal? I honored. Unless you talk of someone else?! Then no more scotch for you!--Lachryma 23:21, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Bring your scotch, but leave the glasses in the cupboard. :o) -- Jon D'oh 00:52, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Zombies eat cupboard. Is sad.--Lachryma 00:53, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Well, let's put those lazy bastards (and I mean that in a bad way) to work. I like my martinis shaken, not stirred :o) -- Jon D'oh 04:38, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Martini glasses used in barricade. Also, entire bar put in barricade. We serve fuel cans on second floor, though! And zombie sometime have bottle on them!--Lachryma 04:47, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Well, thank God that somebody around here has it together. I'll bring the portable. Remind me to introduce you to some more of our decadent-capitalist bourgeois if we ever get out of this alive. -- Jon D'oh 04:57, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

I see it now: 'Hi, I is Lachryma, and I protect your filthy mansion while you exploited the worker. I also heal your rich son and loot your mall'...No, bourgeois meeting is bad idea. On light note, we find stash of Cuban rum in Blackmore, and we drink before putting empty bottles in barricade. There less survivors to share with though...I worried...--Lachryma 05:05, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

I like your approach. Your politics are considerably askew, but that's no matter. Let's drink! -- Jon D'oh 05:18, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

I kid. Russia is capitalist democracy now! Anyway, bad things at Blackmore. 89 human, 34 zeds. I see fall soon. Revive lines also long.--Lachryma 23:24, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Bah, no matter. I leave politics to the politicians, who can serve no other purpose. I am but a humble implement of destruction, for use when diplomacy fails. On other issues, I am one of those 'in line' at the moment. :o( -- Jon D'oh 23:28, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

You should have said! I use only needle on leader of BBB! Blackmore needs many revive or it fall. Also, I like page and image. Is UT2004, no? And I go on trip, be gone till Monday. Bye!--Lachryma 00:24, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

'Tis alright. They need the revives more than I do right now. I'm banking AP's so I can get back and do some good. The image is from the new 'Gears of War'. Enjoy your trip, we'll keep the zeds out of your stuff while you're gone :o) -- Jon D'oh 00:49, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

I couldn't help but notice that new bottle of scotch in your stuff. I can't bear the thought of the zeds getting into your stuff and damaging such a precious commodity. I have made it my sacred duty to protect that bottle with my life. The first problem was that it was so heavy and unweildy with it being so full, so I worked on that. But then, I noticed that it made alot of noise since it was only half full. I remember my drill instructor to this day, yelling at us to NEVER leave a canteen half full. I am a good Marine. The zeds must not hear my approach. I am happy to report that, as promised, the bottle is still in perfect condition. Not a scratch on it or it's beautiful label. It'll also be much lighter for you to carry around, too! No need to thank me, after all, what are friends for? -- Jon D'oh 14:41, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Hmm, you go back to old safe house? We have different idea...maybe. Also, I understand why you take scotch bottle. Was full of rubbing alcohol, wouldn't fit in medkit. Hope you like! I on dial up now, but wiki not take too long to load. Is strange.--Lachryma 02:37, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

That would explain the quite unceremonious case of gas I've had ever since. I thought there was something funny about it, it tasted just like some russian vodka I had a few years ago. We're holed up right now over in Hildebrand Mall, over in Roftwood, since Nichols Mall fell. We're still in this thing, and not running. Happy Thankgiving to you. :o) -- Jon D'oh 16:55, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Insults Motherland?! You couldn't tell difference between scotch and rubbing alcohol, so what you know? I near Nichols still, hope zombies don't ruin my first Thanksgiving in Malton. Ghetto Cow thinks of fighting at Caiger next week, but we still thinking. Hope turkey is good for you in Hildebrand!--Lachryma 18:19, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Heh heh. . . touche' my friend. We've also discussed an excursion up to Caiger. Let me know what you decide, and maybe we can co-coordinate our efforts. If you can, try to make your way to Hildebrand, it's in Roftwood, due east of Nichols. -- Jon D'oh 22:45, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

I is dead. Is very sad. I with 30 (!) others at revive point. Is lame. I let you know about Caiger, we will need everybody and their cat for that. Have fun in Mall, lucky fool.--Lachryma 22:47, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Let me know when you're ready for a revive, and I'll be happy to square you away. I've got your six, this time. -- Jon D'oh 22:51, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

I is ready whenever you are. My location is Stanbury Village, 2 west, one south of Nichols SW corner. Plz help when you want! Death is not my style, and Motherland calls!--Lachryma 17:51, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Now I'm dead too! Damn!! Not to worry. I'll work it out, just give me a bit of time. -- Jon D'oh 20:11, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Happy Thanksgiving to you too, fellow zombie! Also, I like your page. The navigation thing is cool, and there are sooo many templates!--Lachryma 20:15, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

LOL, indeed! The navigation bar is itself a template! :o) Hope it's not too many templates on one page. . . btw, the diary is updated. -- Jon D'oh 20:37, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

I is Czarina? I thought I is Tzarina! Is there many dead where you are? I have many comrades with me, lowering chance of revive. Selfish zombies. I wish I knew what to do next, but death and silence of fellow GC leader get in way. Also, you should check GC's page, tell me if you like new poem. I shamble back now. Maybe other zombies have turkey.--Lachryma 00:35, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

If you're a standing zed, which you appear to be, have no fear. I'll be able to stick you, even if you were in a crowd of a thousand zeds. I'm on the way right now, so just stand still for me :o) -- Jon D'oh 03:51, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

I leave you guys for a few days and look what happens to you! Do I have to come babby sit for ya? Im nice and cozy and made myself a turkey out of a pigeon! MM mm..eww... John Manning 01:49, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Um, John, I hope you can explain that white gravy stain on the front of your shirt, then. And the last time you got all warm and cozy you burnt down the command tent! ;o) -- Jon D'oh 03:49, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

The white stain is GRAVEY! And don't worry I will try not to get the candles too close to the toilet paper! John Manning 10:50, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Holy shit. Stanbury Village is TOTALLY wasted. Every building I come across is trashed, and have the doors blown wide open. Barricading anything is an open invitation to zeds to come and feast. I'm close. I'm very very close to you, Lach. Problem is, I ran all the way back here from Pitneybank, and I'm outta gas. We're going to get you fixed up, have no fear. Just stay standing, and don't stray too far. You could gain some XP if you're in threat of losing maxed-out APs by attacking other zeds. -- Jon D'oh 04:09, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

It's Like a Monkey Fething a Football . . .

I made it to Stanbury village all the way from Pitneybank, and then promptly ran out of gas. So, without much else to do, I went to bed, with the thought that I'll get up and take care of business. This is what I get for not setting my alarm:

Right now, the only thing I know to do, or suggest, is to make it to Turpin Cresent (1N of Hildebrand Mall in Roftwood) and await the mercy of somebody else's revive. The Turpin Road revive point is more than likely overrun due to it's close proximity to Nichols Mall.

Thank you for the wisdom, Mr. Murphy.

-- Jon D'oh 15:03, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

I was going to tell of Stanbury's lack of housing, but I forget. Sorry! Yes, I attack other dead ones. I get 3 XP. Is wonderful. Well, Manning is alive, no? Perhaps he has 20 AP and two needles...Or maybe I shamble to Cresent--Lachryma 15:13, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

May as well shamble to Turpin Crescent. At least we'll finally be in the same place at the same time to share a bottle of scotch. Upside to being a zed, you can enjoy all the scotch you want, and never get drunk, or have to worry about alcohol poisoning! -- Jon D'oh 15:15, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

The hits just keep coming! ROFL

-- Jon D'oh 15:20, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

It's a fact, Turpin Road is overrun, as well as the Necrotech Building next to it. Turpin Crescent is still good, I'm there now. -- Jon D'oh 15:26, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations on the fastest revive in all of human history. I've been revived! I'm just going to lay here awhile though, and bank up my APs. You're never safer than being face down after a revive. You can't be attacked. :o) -- Jon D'oh 15:29, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

You know, this talk page is insane. Clean it up! Anyway, this evening I'll wander over to that Crescenty place. I no drink scotch when dead. Fire hazard is too much,--Lachryma 18:53, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Ah yes, the wonderfull world of dead. I went to revive Lachryma and im eh..seeing the other side of things now? John Manning 20:06, 25 November 2006 (UTC)