User talk:Pvt Walter Sobchak

The United States Interagency Taskforce (USIT) has been targetted by Omega Company, USCMC, likely in an effort to cover their heinous behavior from official review. We could use security operatives. We can get you back on the government payroll and pention plan, and we have funds for those who'd prefer to be "independent contractors". If you're interested, Ranahan Library in Shearbank is where the Taskforce has set its provisional HQ. --The Envoy 20:11, 18 October 2006 (BST)

We appreciate your testimony, Pvt Sobchak. Omega Company's administration of "justice" without oversight brought them to my attention. More concerning and germane to my assignment here in Malton, is the identity of your executor, Pvt. Lockwood. Research indicates Pvt. Lockwood is a Zerg clone of Pvt. Sam "Serious" Stone. It is possible that Omega Company is a product of a Pentagon black budget program, dumped into Malton where it'll either dissappear or thrive without notice. I believe the Zerge clone threat is far worse than the zombie outbreak, in fact I think Zerge clone who've infiltrated Necrotech may be responsible for the outbreak as a diversion from the clone's true agenda.

So far, I'm in the process of issueing warrants for the termination of Lockwood and Stone, with publicization of their clone nature. These warrants will officially be under the auspice of the Dept. of Justice, but supervision and execution is coming from various aspects of the intelligence community. If you're interested, your country could use you.

--The Envoy 13:49, 9 October 2006 (BST)

PVT Sobchak:

I was a witness to your execution in the Stickling Mall. I have attempted to contact your executioner in the of course of an ongoing inquiry into the state of U.S. military force operating within the city of Malton. Provided you are revived to full humanity, I may wish to correspond or interview you for your testimony on Omega Company's practice of military justice. Further, we like your work in the present crisis, and the parties I represent may have future uses for your skills and services, either as an independent contractor, or a full fledge member of "the company."

Regards, --The Envoy 05:30, 8 October 2006 (BST)