Viva La Revolucion
| Viva La Revolucion | |
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| Abbreviation: | We do not abbreviate our revolution! |
| Group Numbers: | Few and growing |
| Leadership: | Ned Edderson |
| Goals: | carry out the revolution. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Speak to Ned Edderson |
| Contact: | Ned Edderson |
Viva La Revolucion!
"We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them courage by frightening them." --Ned Edderson
"One cannot usually consider conflict to be something to pursue, but when it moves to the peaceful years, I hate it. Not because I love chaos, but because a time of peace is not good for the development of the people. It is unbearable!" -- Screw Names, on her supreme understanding of the Revolution as taught by Comrade Edderson.
We are Viva La Revolucion, named so for the signature call of our leader, Ned Edderson. Our revolution was born on a cold December night, when our leader first set out to rid Malton of the scum that infects it. Organizations like Necrotech and the DEM seek to control the lives of the people in Malton by monopolizing on the cities resources. Viva La Revolucion seeks to topple these organizations, and stir up chaos in this fine city! Remember, we're not killing people, we're setting them free. As a wise man once said: "We are advocates of the abolition of war, we do not want war; but war can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun, it is necessary to take up the gun."
How it all began
The story of our uprising is a long and complicated one, not to be told through written verse, but through spoken word. Meet our leader in the streets, and you might just hear of his humble beginnings.
Current Campaigns
November 21st: Operation Animal Rights - Right now, our Brave Revolutionary Heroes are fighting a Guerrilla War against the Fascist Malton Zookeepers and their Misguided Allies. As of such, we are asking all the Oppressed Peoples to give us full Support and Co-Operation, so we may better Combat this Evil. Hopefully Justified Executions of these Counter-Revolutionaries will assist the Uneducated around them in seeing the Greater Good. Remember Comrades, Fascists come in many Forms, and one must always be wary, lest you be entrapped by their Fallacies! Viva La Revolucion! Viva Comrade Leader Edderson!--Screw Names 02:27, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
November 29th: Better Red than Dead - Our dear good Comrades of Red Rum have cordially invited us to assist in their Liberation of Caiger Mall from the hands of the Fascist Survivor Pig-Dogs who Hide within its walls. We, being the Merciful Arbiters of Freedom that we are, have accepted this Gracious Offer. We are honored to have Red Rum's Support in our Revolution. To Arms Comrades! To Caiger! --Ned Edderson 19:48, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
December 5th: - Our Brave Revolutionaries and our allies of the Red Vodka managed to strike many Powerful Blows against the Bourgeois Cagierites, and after a Successful Demonstration of the Power of our Revolutionary Forces, we've decided to set our sights on our Enemies to the East. Regrouping, the ground shakes as our Army Marches Onward to Aide our Comrades in the Flat Earth Society in Countering The Capitalist Lies of a Round Earth, and to do Battle with the Imperialist Pigs of Dulston.--Screw Names 04:08, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
December 22nd: - Due to the holiday season, our Brave Revolutionaries have been a little busy to Smash Capitalism in an Effective Fashion. We are still Active, but will remain Low Key until the New Year--Screw Names 23:02, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
February 5th: - After an extended period of planning, our Brave Revolutionaries are at it again! The Brave Prophets of Viva la Revolucion are travelling the city of Malton to Sow the Seeds of Revolution, and Enlighten the Sheep being led to Slaughter by their Capitalist Shepherds! Until further notice, all Revolutionaries are under no order, and no command. Viva la Revolucion Comrades! --Ned Edderson 02:56, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
May 2nd: The Liberation of Fort Creedy - A Great Blow has been Struck against the Hated Capitalist Pigs and their Vile Fallacies, Comrades! After witnessing the Foul Actions commited by the Self-Proclaimed Elitist Bourgeois in their Fascist Institution Of War, we now know what course of Action we Must Take to Further the One True Revolution! Death To All Vile Capitalists! Viva La Revolucion! --Screw Names 08:29, 2 May 2008 (BST)
May 10th: - After a Short and Bloody Period of Revolutionary Fervour, we have Concluded our Liberation of the Fort. Many Counter-Revolutionaries were Slain, and once again, our Heroic Soldiers have emerged Victorious! Content with the Knowlegde that many of the Once Ignorant Creedites have been Shown the Ways of The One True Revolution, we are Marshalling our Irrepressible Revolutionary Forces in preperation for Revolutions elsewhere in the City.--Screw Names 21:01, 10 May 2008 (BST)
Join the revolution
We are few, but our allies are many. Join the revolution, and your lives will be spared when the great cleansing begins! Speak to Ned Edderson and inquire on how to get your red beret.
The Good Fight
Viva La Revolucion is currently spreading the word across all of Malton. The Revolution has begun!
