Talk:Viva La Revolucion

	Violence is quicker
	Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.

Rules:

1. No Capitalist Pig-Dogs.
2. No replying to a Diplomatic Edit unless Myself or Ned give you DEFINITE permission (I.E. "Yeah, we'd love for you to post replies on our page).
3. Don't post if you spell like a retard. If you make a mistake or two, yeah, that's fine, but none of that 1337 bullshit. More than one "LOL!", and we will make your contribution to the Revolution slow and painful, get it?
4. Don't be a dick, ok? We're here to have fun, and it's just a game. Yeah, we'll kill you, but if it bothers you to the point where you start throwing insults and turning this place into the Drama-Fest that so many other talk pages become, then bugger off and deal with it. It's not our problem if you take a FREE ONLINE GAME too seriously.
5. You might not get an instant reply, but you will get one!

Edits are to go in descending (down) order, with meaning the newest should be at the bottom. If you don't follow the rules, you will be told to go away until you can, if you come back and still don't follow the rules, we'll take you to arbitration/vandal banning. They are simple, straight forward, and pretty much just common sense and courtesy.

Aside from that, this is where you can reach us!

This Revolution

Is it in any way involved with this one? --Pavluk ^{A! E!} 13:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm no spokesman here, but I'd say not unless they learn to use proper grammar, loose the delusions of grandeur, and get more than one member. Not to mention, that guy is a tool... I mean uh, We Are The Only True Revolution! Do not Believe the False Lies that the Capitalist Militant Pigs would Feed You! Only once you have been show Oppression can you know True Freedom! Do not fall for the Blatant Empty Promises for a Better Tomorrow! Only through Suffering can the Working Man be truly Liberated! --Screw Names 10:11, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Hello from the Malton Zookeepers

Greetings to you and your band of merry revolutionaries! We at the Malton Zookeepers are nothing if not confused by your allegations of fascism at the Zoo. Our ideals are more in line with radical anarcho-primitivist collectivism than fascism, as I'm sure you'll be able to see rather clearly if you'd do us the pleasure of visiting our forums and talking to some of our members - or even our animals! Here at the Malton City Zoo, all are welcome - human, zombie, animal, robot, time travelling nanite, bounty hunter from the future, imaginary demon from another dimension...as long as you're willing to pitch in and do your part to keep the Zoo running, you can find a home with us.

I'd like very much to discuss your current attack on the friendliest, most peace loving group in the city. We'd love to have you visit our forum, or if you'd rather, we can communicate here. Looking forward to your response! --Lo Meng 19:17, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Er...the attack on you is all part of the PK Tour some NMC alts are having... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:32, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

I see. That doesn't really explain or excuse the false accusations this group is making in the name of PKing! We at TMZ prefer that our griefers at least be honest! --Lo Meng 20:27, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

((OCC: Er, Axe, I think Ned would probably prefer that Revolution members be the only ones to respond to this sort of thing on our page. Not to be an ass or anything...)) Bah, you would like us to believe your Fallacies, but we shall not be Tricked by your Capitalist Whoremongering! How can you consider yourselves to be anything but a Regime, if you use such devices as Cages and Trained Attack Animals?

Do not be fooled by this Capitalist, Comrades! Our Revolution is Guided By The Truth, and through it, his Lies will be Revealed! The Revolution shall never Falter!

You may expect further communications to be broadcast from the barrels of our guns! Viva Comrade Leader Edderson! Viva La Revolucion!--Screw Names 04:45, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Change

Your name now, change it, you havn't existed that long, were several months old, and were not 1 people, were 5 members in the council and over 40 in the total with are member groups. Change your name, because the group VLR predates yours. and im not a tool, nobody controls me.--Jakezing 04:04, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Make them. It doesn't matter how long they have existed, what matters is the fact that they have the right to make a group with the name. Come back once you have a way to stop them, and please, if you do, make sure to get your post proof-read by a professional editor.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:21, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

There gonan make what im trying ot do look bad so fuck off.--Jakezing 06:29, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Rules 1, 3 and 4. I don't want to see you posting on our page again unless you adhere to them. If you do so, we will take you to vandal banning. They aren't hard to follow. Aside from that, I'm not gonna justify what you're saying with a response.

And SA, thanks for the defense, but rule 2. Me and Ned both agreed it was sort of group members only, so as to avoid any miscommunication. :)--Screw Names 06:56, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Can I be an honorary member?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 16:43, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

You can be an actual member, if you'd like!--Screw Names 05:28, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Maybe when I come out of retirement? I don't know when I will. Too much stuff is going on for me right now. :/ -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:10, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Comrades!

You have the Rum's support. We chuckle in the face of danger. To arms!

Feel free to stop on by Caiger ^{though if you sleep in Latrobe we'll shoot you for the good of the populat} for a cup of tea. Understandably however, you do seem a tad busy. I don't know about you bunch, but all this fighting the capitalist swines leaves me craving ice cream and a good sit down. --Karloth Vois ^RR 16:39, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for the assistance, comrades! I shall include in my report to Comrade Leader Edderson your recommendations, and perhaps we shall see you, if he deems it an assistance to the People! Viva La Revolucion!--Screw Names 05:28, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh, a word, never call us comrades again, were here to eliminate pkers not support.--Jakezing 01:17, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Darkmagic, try to remember which page you're reading. The Mighty Rum support this Revolution, you know - the one that actually does something? Your group is this one. --Sir Bob Fortune ^{RR - FEZ - ATO} 01:22, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Priceless! The Flat Earth Society themselves couldn't be more incompetent, and they try bloody hard. --Karloth Vois ^RR 01:29, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Now you see what happens to the brains of those so loyal to the fascist organizations my revolution seeks to cripple. Such idiocy. --Ned Edderson 23:05, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

I have other things i have to do with my time besides Urban Dead, and the firsts revolution. Were not facist, we allow the groups of the revolution to decide how much they participat,e which i might hcnage to allow the central goverment of the revolution to have a litte more power, so that are requests aren't jsut a pitiful request that dosn't need to be listend to. Were not facist, were a confederacy seeking to unify survivors and eleimate those who decide that survivors should be killed, wether they be a survivor or a zed.--Jakezing 02:17, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Darkmagic, this is your last warning. Get off our page. You have broken pretty much every rule we've laid down, and you are really, really annoying. If you post here again without obeying the SIMPLE RULES, you will be taken to arbitration.

As for our Comrades of the Red Vodka, I'm told we will be joining your Crusade at the Capitalist Temple-Market of Cagier so that together we may better Combat the Ignorance that Delays our Revolution! Viva Comrade Leader Eddison! Viva Comrades of the Red Vodka! Viva La Revolucion!--Screw Names 18:02, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Fine whatever, though arby won't help if i nenver show up, and i disallow the others to come in my name as i am organizer of the first's revolution, therform, if i never ashow up, the arby wouldnt be much of a arby now would it? And, Don't call us a capitalist or liers or imposters either, we came before you did.--Jakezing 23:42, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

...Arbys? That shit is delicious! --Ned Edderson 00:15, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

It is truly wonderful to see you coming to Caiger! The heathens will rejoice. We're gearing up for a rather tasty strike with a couple of other groups- if you're there fairly quickly, 'twould be lovely indeed to combine our groups' power into a mishmash of chaos. We've got a little private section set up on our forums, if you'd like to shoot our leadership particularly sacreligious infidels.

Also, does your revolucion have any cause we can rally behind? Perchaps some product placement? --Karloth Vois ^RR 20:27, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

A cause? Comrade Vois, the revolution is a cause! --Ned Edderson 03:09, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

He ment something besides the revolution.--Jakezing 05:04, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

It's simply mind numbing. You are currently in an arbitration case with us, and you still post here...--Screw Names 05:32, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

A proposal

Wednesday, 0200 GMT, at Walrond Square. Be there. Lt Borodin 03:24, 6 May 2008 (BST)